Little Old Lady

[SilverTears]

Little Old Lady

A young man shopping in a supermarket
Noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout,
And she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
It would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout,
And as she was on her way out of the store,
The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him .

Pleased that he had brought
A little sunshine into someone's day,
He went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."

[Mathalamus]

lmao thats funny

[Pamela]

Mom sent me that one as well....you don.t know her by any chance....do you?

[Nex]

lol sneaky old grandmar nice joke divine!

[AngelOfSin]

Lol I've heard this before with some differences in minor details but it's still a pretty funny joke...old people are sneaky little bastards

[Darkemperor121]

as soon as she asked him to call her mom i knew that was going to happen

[Gods]

lol.. i knew something was going on too when she said that...

[Stealth]

lol funny i got a litle old lady joke aswell,
may be inappropriate for younger members.http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vI_dpYAWmo

soz link doesnt work

YouTube - eyetest maybe this might work

yeah it works alright