Its Here!!

[iXtreme]

its the new nubli worshipping thread!!! XD lol jk no one wants to worship u XD (sry nubli if i offend ya)

anyway the real reason for this post is for my short and stupis stories for all XD


--Bathroom Accident--

'Twas a hot summer...in a small town, in a small apartment lived a single hardworking mom with 5 kids.....they have been living in the realm known as the living hell....they have no money...they are only supported by the government. they have been permitted to have free dairy products from a certain company. taking to its full advantage, the single mom buys milk, ice cream and other milky goodies. and during the blazing hell known simply as summer, their free milkies had been in shortage. on the mid summer day, the hottest of them all, their oldest brother could endure no more, while all was quiet at night, he sneaked to the fridge and chomped down the ice cream and a caton of milk. the day followed, like any other, it was hot as if lava burns rite at their very epidermic. that night, the stroke of midnight, the coolest part of the entire 24hours of day, their minature bathroom door creaked. a small droppin sound was made, then finally, an obnoious, loud scream from the bathroom, "MOM!!! WHERES THE TOILET PAPER!!!!!!"

hope ya liked it XD if enough people replies, ill post another story

[Burner03]

lol... i love stories

[Po_boy]

That was not worth reading

[Poopsicles]

my brain is gonna pop outta my skull im so pissed...

[iXtreme]

po if u dun like it then simply block off all of ur personal communications for a few years or so, then re-educate urself in computing skills as well as ur common sense for funny stories. ull find it much more funnier compared to now.

[Po_boy]

It's not funny

[A|fzZz]

I dun think its really meant to be realy funny....
I love short stories...easy to read...

[goten]

yay for u guys.

[Burner03]

yay for me..:)

[jedimaster86]

i've been writing a short story (not lately due to end of school), but now its up to i think like 12 or 13 writte npages, mayb i should finish that one someday... nice story though iXtreme, for some weird reason when the saw the first world " 'twas " i thought of was the "night before christmas" thing. kinda wierd of me, keep em writing...

[Burner03]

Ok heres my story

Once thier was a man named bob bob lived in a factory. bob had a wife named jill who was a superstar and a son named alex who was a Hig school Grad student.
they was all walking down the street when they saw a HUGE spoon then spoon said "ILL SCOOP YOU UP AND THROW U DOWN!!! BEWAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEE" then spoon went for jill but bob ran infront of spoon and punched him. Spoon said "ouch" and went on chasing jill.. then the whole screen went pink and everyone died.. the end! :)

[Fuggle]

bravo bravo i want an encore lol

if only i could tell stories that good

[chibigoku90]

lol i love reading books and stories i dont mind reading these things at all.

[iXtreme]

aight looks like this thread might survive so ima tell another

i kno yall jus luv it XD


a late fall night, our beloved random taxi driver of the manhattan roads had gone thru a day of hard work transporting passengers. its been a harsh day, and the profits been gathered, and it was time for home. on the way home, he saw a gurl. the girl had flaming hot red lips, a skimpy dress, the perfect curves, and a mighty fine arse, exacly our driver's type. so he pickes the girl up, and drove. it was a long drive. rom time to time, the driver would look in the mirror to catch glimpses of cleavage, but his mind was distracted. on the highway, he would look back, and sometime the girl would be there, other times she would simply dissapear into thin air. the driver started freaking out, then reminding himself that its been a long day, and that it was a figment of imagination, but then, as the highway stretched, it seemed forever, and the girl started getting bruises everytime he catch a glimpse. the wounds kept getting worse.the driver, hyperventilating now, was freaking out, heartbeats accelerate, palm sweaty, his uniform was stuck to him like it was superglued and that he was a plastic toy. his body stiff, eyes straight forward. the girl's wounds became worse by the second, and then he saw it. the girl's face was covered in a dark reddish sticky substance, her own blood.the driver drove off the highway and to a curb. he opened the door and jumped out, pulling the back door open. he helped the girl climb out, and her breathe was irregular, her thoughts broken, she managed to whisper these words..."Man...Your driving sox!!!"

[A|fzZz]

lmao....That seemed to be a joke for me...

[iXtreme]

for those of u who do not understand the story, the first 1 is when the big brother eats/drinks the outdated dairy products which becomes acid. the acid based dairy products makes ur stomach muscles sore, therefore keeping u up all night to poop XD

the 2nd story is when the taxi driver have bad driving skills, which causing the girl to swing left and right (dissapear) and gets injured while being slammed into the doors. hence, the statement at the end.

[iXtreme]

man...no one posts here

guess no one wants my stories

[jedimaster86]

if u wanna post your stories, go ahead and post your stories, we'll read em. try not to double post next time, aight?

[iXtreme]

geez thx alot :P

sry for bumping if u consider it mods

aight ill post a 'scary' story today :P its composed of a few chapters so sorry if i double post.

Chapter 1

an ordinary man walking down the street, the same route he's taken for the last 4 years from work to home, the same coffee shop, the same pawn shop, the same apartment. and yet this day there was somthing at this man's mind, the air was dense, the weather was unusual. this day was june 15th. he's walking home when he saw this hotel, the same apartment he's passed for the last 4 years. the golden sign which engulfed the dark rich brown letters. Phoenix Nest, the sign said. but the as he walked pass, he saw the sign, only instead of gold and brown, it was pure red with a dark, spaceless outline. the red was thick and sticky looking, it was almost is if it was blood. then he blinked, and it was gone, he saw only the rich, brown, with the golden trim. he thought that it might have been because of the hard work and the overtimes. with that he ended the disturbance and continued his journey home.



thats the ned of the first chapter ^^ hope ya like the suspense im building. im thinking of maybe 1 or 2 more chapters cuz im makin this up as i go.

[Nubli]

Well this is a bit late but I can relate to the milky story, and thats when the milk is GOOD!