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    Default Math Poem

    I had to whip this up for homework. My restrictions where it had to be at least 25 lines, use repetition/rhyme scheme/apostrophe/interline rhymes. Tell me what you think of it:

    The class groans “It’s not fair”,
    Our teacher tells us, “Now kids, don’t despair”.
    As I pull out my hair,
    I sit in my chair while wondering why do I care?
    Numbers, Numbers, they’re everywhere.

    In math, I have a test today,
    Did I study you say?
    “Hey” said I, “No way”,
    Then I looked at the test and my brain must have turned to clay.
    Numbers, Numbers, I’m saying a prayer.

    Working on the test I cried,
    “My grade is fried”.
    I wondered could the teacher be bribed,
    I sighed, as an F at the top of the paper I eyed.
    Numbers, Numbers, I hate them I swear.

    As for homework, that’s another category,
    Mine got stolen by a girl in a Fiori.
    “Sure” says Cory, “a likely story”,
    I’m sorry, pleaded I to Mr. Yorey.
    Numbers, Numbers, mine are nowhere.

    THAT’S IT, I QUIT! I decide,
    I don’t want to add, subtract or divide.
    Forget a triangle and finding its side,
    All of my math pride has died.
    Numbers, Numbers, and I don’t care.

    **Why the last line messed up I do not know**
    As long as darkness flows through my veins, I will never cease, As long as my dreams still haunt me, I will never show mercy, and as long as evil lives I will never die.....


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    wow good job. this is cool
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    not bad, how about writing me a 600 word essay on Is hamlet mad or not????

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    I quite like that XD



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