Random Tavern of Ehgg

[Xerdge]

* I Make this whereever I go. *

Step up, grab a drink chat about your war battles, this is the place of pure chaos, but great livleyhood, if you imagine it the great Tavern of Ehgg has it! So, what will it be today?

-Fish Arsenal Wepons, They shoot any seafood!
-Me being the most awsome Evil Robot Hamster Minion Beast?
-A Bench that chews on walls? (One of my Phrases)
-Or that bartender that is anyone your heart disires?

Be it what ever! Bring your opion (<-- haha) here and let it lose for everyone has Havoc in their mind, Everyone.

Mods you are great, and I am Humble, but by steping into this Bar, you are just we are lowley ones... Though you may still reign you awsomeful fury upon us!!!

Now with further ado............................................... ..


*Sit down in the darkest corner of the taveern with a nice Monster Energy Drink, a small candle in the center of table, Pulls hood over head and listens to some Linkin Park while glaring around the empty building.*

[stranger1235]

walks in to bar slowley and quietly, sits at dark table in corner then yells: DRINK please ahhhhhh... thank you. looks around for something to do?

[stranger1235]

throws rabid hamster at xerdge says: i want darkest table

[Xerdge]

*Flip's alcoak and is up and and glaring...* "The Dark table is mine sir. find your battles else where..." *sits back down, but while sitting pulls out the tuna balista concealed secretly in pocket*....................*Starts blasting stranger with the tuna blaster while drinking a bottle of whisky*

[stranger1235]

*flips table over to hide behind* "damn how does that penguin summoning spell go again?.....Ah ha got it!" *summons hoard of penguins to eat tuna* "how bout them apples......err penguins" *looks around for new weapon*

[stranger1235]

*has brilant idea* "bartender send 3 bottels of your best whisky over to xerdge" *smiles evily* *"thinks i will get him drunk then i can steal the table while he is passed out"* *digs in pack for octopus cannon* "i know it is here somewhare"

[Xerdge]

*drinks the first bottle of whisky unkowingly... but being a lightweight swerves around and drops a cigerette near the whisky ignighting it, and waking me up* "Blast! You almost had me!" *Leaps into the rafters of bar*

[stranger1235]

*finds octopus cannon, jumps up, spills drink* "damn that was my last could you spot me a drink" *fires octopus cannon up into rafters*............"please?"

[Xerdge]

*Flips cloak and dives down forward with octopus behind...* *escapes through doorway and runs out into forest with some scotch in hand*


"Another day stranger!"

[stranger1235]

"Ha Ha Ha now i get darkest table"......."dang but no drink" *sits at table and pouts*

[Xerdge]

*crawls back into the tavern wearing a new traveling cloak* "A beer please, and one for my friend over there aslo please" The bartender swiftly gathers up beers and Xerdge throws one to stranger "Cheers" *sits down at a table oposite to strangers..* Candle light reveals scars and marks all over body of xerdge, the light flickers and his eyes transit to a different form.

[stranger1235]

"thanks i was getting mighty dry" "thats quite the collection of scars you got there. are you that bad? Or that good??"