{Sing this tune to Michael Jackson's Beat It}

Feces, Feces

Feces, Feces
"Don't you smell my feces?"
Rotten and brown,
Filled with corn.
After I poop it out
I pull the plug and shout
"Feces, Feces!
Feces, Feces!
Won't you smell my feces?"
Grunting and sweating,
strained and tired.
Should've taken an ex-lax,
'cause now I'm plugged with

Feces, Feces!
Feces, Feces!
Can't you smell the feces?
Clogged the toilet
And won't flush down.
Shouldn't wipe so much
cause now my floor is covered in

Feces, Feces!
Feces, Feces!
Just don't step in feces!
I flooded the housem
destroyed the plumbing.
Look, now my dog
Is playing in that pile of

Feces!