Well, I think someone is planning my death. Either someone from above or down below, who knows.

But, I was in my pool and I have a basketball hoop right next to it, so I thought it would be cool to hang on the rim over the pool. Well. The entire hoop fell, and trapped me on the bottem of my pool for about a minute. It was filled completely with sand. Luckily my father managed to pull it off my ribcage... I have a giant bruise.

A few days ago I was eating and suddenly my body just decided to not breathe... So inside the restaurante I start gagging and trying to make noise. Some people ran up to me and tried to hit out whatever was in me, but it wasn't anything, and my body suddenly thought it would, once again, be cool to breathe.


I swear I am going to die soon. Anyone else have any near-death experiences?

(Oh by the way, I've had many, many more, those were just this week).