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    Exclamation My Two Near-Death Experiences This Week

    Well, I think someone is planning my death. Either someone from above or down below, who knows.

    But, I was in my pool and I have a basketball hoop right next to it, so I thought it would be cool to hang on the rim over the pool. Well. The entire hoop fell, and trapped me on the bottem of my pool for about a minute. It was filled completely with sand. Luckily my father managed to pull it off my ribcage... I have a giant bruise.

    A few days ago I was eating and suddenly my body just decided to not breathe... So inside the restaurante I start gagging and trying to make noise. Some people ran up to me and tried to hit out whatever was in me, but it wasn't anything, and my body suddenly thought it would, once again, be cool to breathe.


    I swear I am going to die soon. Anyone else have any near-death experiences?

    (Oh by the way, I've had many, many more, those were just this week).

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    Hmm my near death experiences... I nearly froze to death, 3 times. (I think thats why I have a tolerance to cold weather, and wear shorts in the middle of winter.) Was nearly hit by a car, twice. Almost drowned. Hmm thats all I can think of.

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    Pretty crazy, whenever these things happen they seem to get fear and adrenaline just pumping through your body like crazy!

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    I nearly drowned when I was a wee little toddler. The thing that saved me was the infant swimming lessons my parents put me through.

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    A few days ago I was eating and suddenly my body just decided to not breathe... So inside the restaurante I start gagging and trying to make noise. Some people ran up to me and tried to hit out whatever was in me, but it wasn't anything, and my body suddenly thought it would, once again, be cool to breathe
    You saw a bandage in your food, huh? Kind of overacting just to get a free meal, aren't we? JK.

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    LOL. Hey that's a pretty good idea!

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    I love the feel of adrenaline pumping through my veins. It's invigorating.

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    I think the closest i've ever been to death was when i was skateboarding on top of the parking garage in my town. I was just skating down it (it's got some really nice banks all the way down), but i turned to look at my friend behind me for a second, turned back, slammed into the 3 foot tall barrier at the edge of the floor, started to flip over (got about halfway there), and would have continued to flip and fall 4 stories but my friends caught me......more like grabbed and threw me backwards.

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    I almost crashed my jeep the other day

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    i got hit by a parked car once

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    i turned left on a road just after a car passed, and guess what, another car was tailing the one that passed so he had to swerve out of the way. no accidents either :)

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    phew that was close...... driving here is sometimes crazy.... waaaaay too many crazy Arabs who dont take lessons, but get a cousin in the police force to give them a license

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    well i rock at s8bordin ne way bak 2 subject
    i was sk8bordin and i always land my 360 mctwists so this time i did it and for sum reason the half pipe broke down and i fell to the ground and i was trapped under HEAVY metal and i was trapped for like 5 hours until sum 1 came 2 help me

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    360 mctwist my ***....... stop playing tony hawk.... ill believe that when i see it on tape only

    BTW, my skating near death was doing a 50-50 down a ledge, sticking, and flying forward, and landing on my neck arghhh

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    .. ive been skatin since i was 11 i had skatin lessons till i was 15 so i can 360 mctwist u dont believe thats ur problem

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    who the hell takes skating lessons!?!?!?!!? skating isnt like a team sport!!

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    i meant asin my friend taught me skatin its not wat ure thinkin about...

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    when i was 5 a car ran straight over by back but it didnt break a single bone i was lucky the car was goign slow

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    did it hurt? o and u r lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyro_penguin
    i got hit by a parked car once
    .....i have the same experiences... parked cars are dangerous!!

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