My Two Near-Death Experiences This Week

[elterion]

i got hit by a car and broke 3 of my ribs and had a collapsed lung. thats my near death...

[4sylum]

lets see.... i almost poisoned my self once, almost burned my house down 3 times, i cant even remember how many times ive almost been hit by a car,fell into a construction site full of equipment, and was almost mauled by a huge doberman.

[jedimaster86]

um, i guess i have had a couple of near-death experiences, but they are not necessarily definitely near-death, some may be mentally near-death, like i thought i was going to die lol.

1) when i was young (young being the keyword), i was really scared one day in Florida when there were really heavy winds that i was going to blow away.

2) once again in florida, i was pulled underwater by some passing-by sea****, and almost got taken out to sea. (i think the tide was changing too)

3)another mental near-death experience, one again in florida (sunshine state doesn't seem to like me) i stepped on what i was pretty sure a sting ray and was freaked out that it was going to sting me and kill me or something like that.

[elterion]

hmmm mental near death........ well i seem to be very prone to be chased by dogs. (1 was a pitbull... ugh i hate dogs)

[Grate_White]

When I was a youngen I fell asleep on the rail-road tracks.....

[4sylum]

hmmm mental near death........ well i seem to be very prone to be chased by dogs. (1 was a pitbull... ugh i hate dogs)

i dont hate dogs. i just hate dogs that try to kill me:

[Snake_is_back]

blah i about died when i was playin on the inside gas pipes like monkey bars and i fliped and locked my self inside and then i broke the pipes i was too panicing to unlock the door but made it my dad turned the pipes off

[Skyline_VSpec-2]

When I was a youngen I fell asleep on the rail-road tracks.....

what would u have done if a train came......

[Snake_is_back]

um.. he wouldve died mayeb... just a guess

[Superman40024]

I almost died with i was just months old, i was playing with a clothes hanger and it got caught it my mouth and i couldnt get it out, so i went on life flight or light to 5 hospitals...took forever.

[Steven Eirich]

well i rock at s8bordin ne way bak 2 subject
i was sk8bordin and i always land my 360 mctwists so this time i did it and for sum reason the half pipe broke down and i fell to the ground and i was trapped under HEAVY metal and i was trapped for like 5 hours until sum 1 came 2 help me

I wanna see a video... Of you do i 360 mictwist.

[godofkickflips]

yeah, i'd like to see the video too. also, i want to see your face in the camera first.....mr. burnquist

[Jere]

ive had a couple near death experiences. 1. A couple times when i ride my skateboard on the road(the bike lane) And im pumping and my board almost went onto on comming traffic. 2. I ride my bike and a car came within a inch of hitting me. 3. I was riding in a dune buggy and my allergies go so bad my air tubes closed on me and i couldnt see out of my eyes. I got more just kinda forget em.

[SoLiDSTyLE]

Well, I think someone is planning my death. Either someone from above or down below, who knows.

But, I was in my pool and I have a basketball hoop right next to it, so I thought it would be cool to hang on the rim over the pool.

Oh yea..It would've been cool.

A few days ago I was eating and suddenly my body just decided to not breathe... So inside the restaurante I start gagging and trying to make noise. Some people ran up to me and tried to hit out whatever was in me, but it wasn't anything, and my body suddenly thought it would, once again, be cool to breathe.


I swear I am going to die soon. Anyone else have any near-death experiences?

(Oh by the way, I've had many, many more, those were just this week).

All I can say is..Stay off the Prozac, try DXM or MDMA instead