Random Mind Dumpings

[Aemaeth]

i think i broke myself.

[schmidz]

i think i broke myself.

well just Ctrl + Z until your better... dur!



psst... your avatar is awesome btw

[Blue]

Is Constantinople better than Istanbul?

[Nethran]

Why do both contain Stan?

[Pamela]

Why do conspiricies abound?
WTF happened at ROSWELL????

[Nethran]

A crazy guy named Bob was wandering around in the desert outside of his tiny shack wearing tinfoil and got hit by a meteor.

[Pamela]

What is scary is that explanation makes as much sense as any other I heard......

[Zerobanshee]

or that someone had just decided to take a large dump in his outhouse, which was struck by falling objects.

[Pamela]

Why do gallexies rotate? I know gravitational pull from more dense objects,but..wtf started all this?
WHY CAN"T I SPELL??????

[Zerobanshee]

there is a huge fat guy in the center of the universe, who occasionally farts. When he farts, the astral winds circulate space into a spiralling motion. The big bang happened when he had a Celestial Taco.

[Skye]

there is a huge fat guy in the center of the universe, who occasionally farts. When he farts, the astral winds circulate space into a spiralling motion. The big bang happened when he had a Celestial Taco.

I knew it. I effing knew it. I told everyone, friends, family etc but they didn't believe me.

[Zerobanshee]

I know! Why can't giant fat people be the centers of the universe?!?!

[Nethran]

You always have to go and say hurtful things about me... I'm done.

[Zerobanshee]

i'm sorry... here, play with your sexy photon phazer with nixon's voice as mathalamus flies us to get ice cream. *hands him a large purple gun*

[Mathalamus]

constantinople is WAY better than istanbul.

[Pamela]

OMG this whole thread sounds like "My Bar"

To be fair everyone there is drunk or stupid. (or both)

Yes...I started it..shut up!

[Zerobanshee]

i hope this thread gets as famous as "My Bar".

why do they number the phones like
123
456
789
but number calculators & keyboards
789
456
123

?

[Blue]

So how 'bout them lions?

[Zerobanshee]

i dont wanna hear about the lions. They are always so grumpy.

Is it illegial to have a pet seagull?

[Nethran]

When you smell a fart, how and when do those poop particulates exit your nose again?