This story is dedicated to Heather, even though I don't know if having something this crappy dedicated to you is a good thing...
(note as I write this, I am half passed out, as it is 3 AM)
Snow drifted lazily to the ice slick ground on one December afternoon. VROOM goes the black SUV, racing down the street. Why might this vehicle be driving at such reckless and unsafe speeds, considering the ground is covered in ****ING ICE AND SNOW! Well, the driver has good reason. You see, he has tickets to the TSO concert, and is taking this really awesome, cute, and amazing girl with him. He knows they are only friends, but he still feels so lucky to be going with her. However, in his excitement, the eager guy left the tickets at home. DUMBASS! YOU HAD TO REMEMBER 3 THINGS, THE TICKETS, THE GIRL, AND TO NOT SAY ANYTHING STUPID! YOU KNOW YOU'LL FAIL THE LAST ONE, YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO KEEP THE FIRST TWO STRAIGHT, AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU FORGET THE TICKETS! Well, this is what was going thru the guys head, but the girl was so sweet. She told him its okay, that she was just glad to see him after so long. As the SUV raced around the one-way streets of downtown, the two occupants couldn't help but notice a sudden display of lights. HOLY CRAP, LOOK AT THOSE ****ING TREES! THATS AWESOME! To think ,we wouldn't have seen them if the guy hadn't forgotten the tickets, will this move have paid off? Could his brain be telling him something? Not likely, there was an amazingly cute girl sitting next to him, His brain was having a hard enough time just staying on the road.

All seems to be well, the tickets are secure in the vehicle, and the two have taken advantage of the time to talk some more. So, as the SUV pulls into the parking lot, the guy gets nervous again. He doesn't much like large crowds. Oh comeon, its only going to be, what? 5,000 people? 10,000? whos counting. Oh wait, I am... In his anxious panic, the guy leaves the tickets in the car. Ugh, done it again. So he runs, not jog, not walk briskly, but runs to the car to grab them, and finally they are ready for the concert. Yet again displaying her awesomeness, the girl takes the guys freezing hands, and exclaims "your hands are freezing! gimmie!" and promptly takes both her hands and covers his. Eventually giving up on that, she shoves both sets of hands in her jacket pocket, to help warm them. Not knowing what to say, the guy just keeps on walking.

Eventually the two make it to their seats. Decent seats with a good view of the stage. This is it, its about to start! Oh, a guy is walking out! Okay... a guy is talking... Erm... What the ****? Oh music!... oh this music... erm... Its okay I guess... Uh, say can I get the ****ING $140 BACK FOR THIS RUINED CONCERT? Oh theres another half? what now? HOLY CRAP FIRE! Yah this is more like it! WHOOO HOOO AT FIRE, HOLY CRAP THE LASERS! GOD DAMN I THINK IM BLIND, BUT ITS SO AWESOME I DON'T CARE!

Just as the guy thinks the night couldn't get any better, he sees seperate fire jets rise out of the ground just in front of them. He quickly points it out to the girl, and the girl immeadately gets worried. As the jets shoot fire 20ish feet into the air, the girl flinches, and goes into the guys shoulder. The guy, thinking as fast as his pryotechnic exposed brain can think, puts his arm around her, and... YES SHES CLINGING! Crap the fires over and shes not holding on anymore.... 20 seconds pass, OH CRAP I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE ARM! Eh, coulda gone alot worse.

To be continued, kinda tired atm.