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    Exclamation Microsoft announces free programs

    Microsoft has just announced Windows 7 and all other programs associated with Microsoft are now going to be released. For Free. Microsoft office, and even has convinced Adobe to release all new versions of adobe for free. The catch? Well there is none. It's completely free. However, it's only going to be for one month and after that, new versions will have to be paid for. Updates, however, are free.

    An executive has said the cause for this drastic step is to say sorry for Vista, and also to get more loyal consumers to Microsoft, so in the recession, they will be saved.

    But wait, it doesn't stop there, all games for the xbox will be sold for free, and the top dogs of Microsoft will cover the charge.

    To stop people from taking advantage of the system though, and taking 10 of an item, and then selling later, they will require a "card" for all free purchases, so then you can only get one. The card will be connected to your id, so you can only have one, and if you lost yours, its recoverable. And that of course means you need a drivers license to get the free items.










































































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    As soon as I saw the title I knew it was bullshit... I want to see Blizzards April Fools they usually do it...




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    I was thinking when I wrote this, the only people that will get fooled by this is Pamela, and people that don't visit the site on April first. Assuming its still here.

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    i knew there was going to be a joke here.

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    well, for your information i got...

    Product: Visual Studio 2008 Professional Edition (x86 and x64 WoW) - DVD
    1 Download @ $0.00 USD = $0.00 USD
    Product: Visual Studio Team System 2008 Team Suite (x86 and x64 WoW) - DVD
    1 Download @ $0.00 USD = $0.00 USD
    Product: Windows Server 2003 R2 Enterprise x64 Edition with SP2 - Disc 1
    1 Download @ $0.00 USD = $0.00 USD
    Product: Windows Server 2003 R2 Enterprise x64 Edition with SP2 - Disc 2
    1 Download @ $0.00 USD = $0.00 USD
    Product: Windows Server 2008 Enterprise and Standard - DVD
    1 Download @ $0.00 USD = $0.00 USD
    Product: Windows Server 2008 Enterprise and Standard 64bit - DVD
    1 Download @ $0.00 USD = $0.00 USD
    Method of Payment: No Charge

    US East L/NL-arowws4 arowws5 uber/organ runs for free. Free items too. Just ask. Must be member of this site.

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