'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.....
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any
crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
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08-17-2009, 04:21 PM #1A Noob in your Darkness
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Gotta love women!
Last edited by Pamela; 10-01-2009 at 10:07 PM.
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09-27-2009, 04:04 PM #2Newcomer
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lol, very original. I like it.
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09-27-2009, 10:45 PM #3Forum Elder
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:)
Thats how we roll.
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09-30-2009, 12:04 PM #4***** Elder
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i hate to say it, but half almost seems true. especially the latter part. Oh god. I cook my own food, most chicks my age don't cook very well.
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09-30-2009, 05:48 PM #5Forum Elder
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If I cook something I know, I'm effing brilliant at it.
Don't even get me to try cooking something new. You prolly won't have a kitchen left after it.
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10-01-2009, 06:14 AM #6Too Noob To Be True
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Originally Posted by Skye
ROFL.
And so is the joke.
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10-01-2009, 10:12 PM #7A Noob in your Darkness
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LOL Skye I am the kind of cook that just takes what ever is on hand and makes it up as I go.
When the kids like it and ask me what it is? I just say if you liked it, YOU name it!
Now it's a family tradition to name Mom's experiments.
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10-02-2009, 12:07 PM #8***** Elder
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thats what i do improv cook. Today had to make dinner cuz my mom was feeling tired. Lets see what i saw in the fridge first...left over rice!. I was like, "oo!! how bout some fried rice?". Than i julianned some green beans. sliced mushroom, some chili. minced garlic and ginger. Add a little hoisin and soy and bam. It was tasty. oh don't forget the three scrambled eggs in there. It needed some peas but it was dam good.
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10-02-2009, 02:45 PM #9Uber Noobling
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I was on season 3 of Top Chef.
Just saying.
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10-06-2009, 01:38 AM #10A Noob in your Darkness
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Originally Posted by jedimaster86
Yah...right...I want a video clip dude!
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10-06-2009, 06:25 AM #11Too Noob To Be True
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Originally Posted by Pamela
I watched him, he cut the food with a light saber.
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10-06-2009, 09:38 AM #12Forum Elder
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ROFL.
Precision cutting, I hope.
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10-08-2009, 06:18 AM #13Too Noob To Be True
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He chopped his whole sausage into tiny precise little pieces. Originally Posted by Skye
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