Juggle THIS!

**Pamela** · 07-26-2004, 12:14 AM

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.
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The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
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The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
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The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
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While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got iin. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing
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The drunk replied, "You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

LMAO

**Veck** · 07-26-2004, 03:33 AM

hahhahahhahahahahaha

**~~elterion~~** · 07-26-2004, 04:01 AM

Thats extremely funny. Maybe I should take up juggling.....

**Nubli** · 07-26-2004, 07:09 AM

lmao, Pamela comes up (or finds :) ) the greatest jokes.

**~~Wanderinsamurai~~** · 07-26-2004, 04:42 PM

L0L l0l0l0l0l00l(LoL)

**xRubyWeaponx** · 07-27-2004, 01:58 AM

I had to learn juggling at school, OMG!

**RK-DemonSpawned** · 07-27-2004, 02:34 AM

lol

**iXtreme** · 07-27-2004, 02:38 AM

fun....lol i used to b able to juggle 4-5 tennis balls but now i'd b lucky if i could do it with 3 :P

**TexasRedbull** · 07-29-2004, 08:38 AM

Just another joke. Man and his wife just left a bar and got on the interstate when they were stopped by a cop, they had both been drinking copiously and when the trooper came to the window and told the man,who was driving, that he had been speeding, the man quickly replied, the hell if I was, my car has over 350,000 miles on it and is so wore out from me going to my 3 jobs each day that, that I doubt it could do fifty mph downhill. To which the officer, looking slightly

d started to apoligize, when the man's wife leaned over and said, oh dont believe anything hes says, he always lies when hes drunk.

**Fuggle** · 08-04-2004, 02:41 PM

heh this happened to one of my uncles "so they say"

they were on like a road trip in an rv when they were pulled over for speeding and being semi drunk and the police officer said Ive been waiting for you all day. So my uncle said I drove as fast as i could to get here and the cop just laughed and let em go . lucky too cuz my uncles liscense was banned or w/e they call it cant think o the word