how to shower like a man

[MARO]

1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the floor.


2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife along the way, flash her.


3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)


4. Turn on the water.


5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)


6. Get in the shower.


7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)


8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse.


9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area.


10. Wash your rear end.


11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.


12. Make a shampoo mohawk.


13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle.


14. Pee.


15. Repeat #9, because it felt good.


16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.


17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go ahead and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler to your wife to find you a clean one.


18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel; if you pass your wife, flash her

[Juke]

Thanks alot for the info now i can Post this in my Bathroom That way i don't forget to do somthin
My wife got a kick out of this

~Git R Done!

[MARO]

just dont tell her that i told u to do that

[Mechtaphloba]

the words of a true wise man...

[iamslipper]

thats pretty funny

[Silver Ice]

no offense to anyone but if it takes u 15 minutes to wash ur crotch...... u shouldnt go to the beach.

[XxDark_MindxX]

Sorry i dont need help taking a shower like a man i already know how, thanks for the offer though. "quickly strips down and runs too bathroom" see im on top of things...:)