My Bar

**Soul Collector** · 11-23-2005, 02:44 AM

stands up suddenly -
*feels like dancing suddenly*
*walks into middle of the bar-dedicates this dance to Pam-begins to spin on his head*

**Cheeryqueen** · 11-23-2005, 03:07 AM

Wee, thanks for drinky. ^_^; *Drinks drinky, then blast some techno and forces everyone to get off there ***es and DANCE!!* >=O!!

**Soul Collector** · 11-29-2005, 01:49 AM

**Kingsrookie** · 11-29-2005, 01:55 AM

Yo soul long time no post whats up
*slaps soul and knocks him to his feet and pourts a frothy ale all over him
*laughs out Louid

**Soul Collector** · 11-29-2005, 02:08 AM

sits up and laughs
<sup king>
<explains that girlfriend has been keeping me "busy">
*proceeds with a crazy variation of the worm-check out my mad white boy rave skills*

**Venom** · 11-29-2005, 10:49 AM

*gouges out eye when seeing how horrid soul's version of the worm is*
FOUL NAVE hath ye no skill at thy raving
*pro raver's come on a out class soul into suicide!!*

**rynsloth7** · 11-29-2005, 11:08 AM

you don't id do you?? cause I uh.. left my id at home and i really need some jd

**Venom** · 11-29-2005, 12:13 PM

*looks at ryn*
ID plz
*punches him in the face*
no ID + bar = punch in face :P

**Soul Collector** · 11-30-2005, 02:16 AM

<wow-things got rather bloody fast>
<where's pam??????????>

**Venom** · 11-30-2005, 06:02 AM

mybe she's on vacation or sumthin or left the forums
*starts to cry just as the the thought of that come to mind*
*walks to the corner of the bar and enters a fetal possision repeating
"where is pam" over and over again*

**Soul Collector** · 12-01-2005, 01:48 AM

sits stunned for a moment

**Soul Collector** · 12-01-2005, 01:49 AM

wonders what could possibly be more embarrasing than this

**Soul Collector** · 12-01-2005, 01:52 AM

*walks over to Hanzo and hands him a hard drink and tissue*
<pats him on the head and tells him to suck it up, his pitiful whimpering is embarrasing>
*thinks about it for a second, sits down next to Hanzo and begins to cry himself*

**Lux Aeterna** · 12-01-2005, 01:57 AM

-walks in, sits down-
"Give me a drink, anything hard."

(yes, I'm joining the club out of boredom waiting for a fax =P)

**Cheeryqueen** · 12-01-2005, 09:17 AM

Since Pam isn't here...who's serving drinks? Ooo, can do it? o.o

**Z3R0** · 03-11-2006, 12:31 AM

*Walks in and glances at Venom in the corner*
*Shakes head slowley*
"Tsk Tsk Tsk"
*Sits down at a barstool and lays a couple of hundreds on the counter"
"Give me a shot of Jack"
*Thrums fingers on bartop impatiently*
"Where is the bartender at with my drink?"
*picks up money and wlks out of the bar, stopping to kick Venom and tell him to get a grip*

**Venom** · 03-11-2006, 09:11 AM

(lol trying to resi the bar eh?)
*gets up and see's zerokool down the street, dashes after him and when i'm in jumping distance i scream*
"DYNAMIC KICK SERVING!!!!!"
*does a jump kick into zerokools face just as he turns around*
"heres your drink"
*places a shot of jack beside's zerokool's bloody and batterd head*

**Z3R0** · 03-15-2006, 02:37 AM

*Venom turns around smiling hugely, not yet seeing zero step from a back ally*
"I see you have encountered my dupe, indeed I was hoping you would"says zero.
*raises a hand and with a flick of the wrist, sends Venom flying into a brick wall, over and over again until all that is left is a bloody unidentifiable lump*
*walks over, lays a ten dollar bill next to Venom* "Keep the change ya filthy animal. Ha Ha Ha!!!"
*picks up his scotch and sinks back into the shadows*

**Venom** · 03-15-2006, 06:03 AM

*walks back into the bar and flicks a detonator switch in which a high yeald detonating atomizer explosive was placed on the back of zerokool when he placed the ten dollars by my side*
"my turn now"
*zerokool is deformed in a horrable and painful manner before he is atomized*