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    *still in camp after watching darth make an attempt at foiling our attack, rises from his meditation and walks over to where the body of darth was* *chants slowly in an ancient language and begins to assimilate darths soul* *feels a slight gain in power and calls his dragon over* *it seems as if the bar was left un attended, we must serve customers* *flys back to the bar and serves hurly91 a drink, then flys off towards camp once again*

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    Alright then.
    *heads back to camp.*

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    *While cooking food notices several movements in the nearby brush*
    "Hey... we got company"
    *Greats a giant sword from dark energys and launchs himself and one at one the hiding raiders*
    *Sees a Raider Eyeing his food*
    "Big Mistake"
    *Throws his sword through the other raider, and retrives it*
    "2 down... *Looks around* ... aw crap.. 17 to go.."

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    *Pamela watches the antics transpiring about the camp and is very greatful for her comrades!Brushing a stray hair from her face she looks into the night and is chilled in her very soul....knowing that the ending of this quest means only one thing!Seprious...or Pamela...will die...in here heart of hearts...she knows there is no other choice!!*

    *Standing Pamela casts a glance about the camp and says in a firm voice...^It is time to find Seprious...Angry...I know you have samuri and ranger skills...can you track him?^

    The longer we wait the more time he has to prepare!

    *Pamela begins to chant softly...her eyes flash to the brightest crimson and an image of her brother appears to all at camp*

    *They witness him on the throne of her Father...a smug smile plays about his evil face...his lips twisted in a sneer*

    *Pamela shiviers at the hate she sees him eminate...knowing he MUST be defeated*

    *Crumbling from the effort...she says in a quiet voice* This is the monster we are up against...who is still with me?


    A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...

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    *kneels infront of Pamela*
    I am with you all the way, just like the times of the Great War. I am sure everyone that you see infront of you now are here to help you.

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    Darths soul began to eat the insides of splinter cell slowly making his body decompose. There was a slight hole where his anus was and his body spontanously decombusted. Fire and blood was everywhere spraying on macro and angry. *Darths soul walks the earth, Pamelas minions grow weaker in fear*
    *Darths soul flings his body at macro and makes a hole in the body* *places macro in the hole so macro cant move and tickles him till macro pees his pants.* *macro pees his pants and cries off screaming into the woods*

    ROFL!@>@#>A$@#ROFLMOFMAOF!@AS

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    (Everyone just ignore him....)
    "Yea sure pam ill help.. *Ducks at another raider and throws him into a tree* Anyone mind helping me??"
    *Stabs his sword into the ground and creats a fissure under another raider who falls then to hell*

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    (ok thats it u pissed me off
    first off splintercell kills off your infection for one reason because hes greater than you, next i capture what ever the hell is left of you in a plastic baggie ,this happens b4 you even reach me, i seal the baggie which is undestructable, inexcapeable ,immune to anything you can think of. YOU CANT DO ANYTHING. then i throw the baggie into a nearby pit with a pit worm at the bottem it eats the baggie and your stuck there forever and yes im copying trog )
    "sure ill help"
    *grabs the raider stuck on the tree and throws him skyward and jumps after him*
    "u want to be on the ground?"
    (raider)"yes!!"
    "ok*^_^*"
    *im midair grabs the raider the throws him to the ground from 6 stories high*

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    Oh yeah... the raiders..
    *he jumps into the fray and knocks out one raider with a jump kick and uses Slug Shot with his Rune Rifle on a raider behind him.*
    These guys are small fry heh. I might as well use my fists for this fight!
    *low blows a raider and slams him with a one-two punch. More raiders come by and attempts the ambush the Samurai. Their plan failed when he quickly got out his Rune Rifle and shot the raiders down.*
    *One more raider got into the Samurai's face just staring at him.*
    .........
    *He smack the raider over the head with his gun so he doesnt waste any more ammo.*
    All clear over here!

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    *raiders done with, we must be moving* *Pam you know I am here for the duration, if my end come in victory or death, we shall determine in battle, but I forsee a great future for you* *calling forth his dragon, mounts him and takes flight cirlcling camp, and watching for enemy minions*

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    "this isnt Final Fantasy"

    *shoots down dragon with rocket launcher*

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    "Hey.. might as well be cause final fantasy rocks"
    *Uses Ultima w/Turbo Mp on Death Dragon*
    "Final Fanstay ROCKS i just beat Final Fanstay VII for the baziilonth time yesterday after a sudded urge to play it.. nailed it in 3 days time (Including school homework ect ect)"
    *Takes out His Ultima Weapon and Uses Limit4 OmniSlash to kill all who dislike FinalFantasy, and equipps 20 mastered Magic Counter KOTR (Knights of the Round)*
    "H4te t0 be teh next pers0n to 4tt4ck me muhahahahaaaa!!1!!!!1111!11!!
    "phe4r ma uber 133T K0tr c0unter magic"



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    *Notices that several raiders fled..*
    "Not smart.. not smart atall.."
    *With a flick of his wrist his sword dissapear in a black poof*

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    ((Alright if you cant contribute to this in an intelligent way get your butt to the bar and be stupid there...anymore random posts in stupid attacks will be deleted!! Are we clear on this?!))

    *Pamela takes her sword from the scabard she wears on her back and begins to stalk the remaining Raiders...seeing them circle the camp in a sudden motion her freinds decsend on the enemies!*

    *Watching in awe she sees the evil assasins dispatched in a series of sword swings and peircing arrows!*

    *Looking down she realizes ...she never once used her weapon! Smiling to herself she looks at her companions and bows*

    I am now quite confident we will win! Lets head north I know where he is...the evil man is too self assuered to hide....he thinks himself invincible!

    *Casting a glance about the camp and sheathing her sword...she gathers the meager supplies she has brought *

    *Smothing her tunic into place Pamela adjjusts the belt at her waist patting the dagger she carries and tosses her long braid behind her*

    We are ready...let this begin!


    A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...

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    Yes, we have rested long enough. We no more time to waste.

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    (its been three days)

    you see erizoe begin to awaken. he stumbles a little as he walks "sorry guys. i havent done that spell in a while and it sort of didnt last as long as it should have..:"i think this oneshould work though"i mutter a few words. they sound humanlike but from a far land. you hear me scream. wings come from my shoulders. my face changes to a more pointed shape. i look like a sort of half bird. "lets go i will fly above us to see if anything is on the ground with my eagle sight."

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    *looks in amazement as Eri has transfromed into this powerful being* * riding his dragon he swoops down nearer to the ground, in case of a surprise attack from the nearby wooded areas, in which Eri can not see*

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    (hours later)
    We're nearing, I can feel the evil growing stronger. I'm diving in and take out whatever is on the surface. Wish me luck.
    *jumps off from what he was riding and lands in sealth and quickly moves closer to the desination on foot.*

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    "ill help out "
    *join with angryidiot*

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    (Ok pam...... sry.. least i said something on topic)
    *Wonders if hes the only one without something to ride..*
    *Is running as fast as he can cause he cant fly without alearting nearby evil of my demonic powers in use*
    "How are we supossed to get into that"
    *As he notices a huge fortress in the tree*

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    (guys dont rush it it will all turn out fine)

    i swoop down. "i saw a couple bands of orcish looking things but they werent noticing you or anything. that tree. i will take a peep inside. *you see erizoe swoop bye fast* there is nobody in there right now but they will be back soon i have a feeling. my advice to us to to go in it and wait for them so at least we can rest again"

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