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    *With a contented sigh Pamela rests in his massive arms,enjoying the warmth and strength they provide.*
    *Being a strong mage princess,she has still had need of his fighting skill to protect her from old enemies.*
    *She ponders the words he spoke and feels wrath well up on his behalf.*
    *All the sorrow and pain...tears well in her deep red eys and she tightens her hand grasped around his own.*

    *With a soft gasp,Pamela turns in his arms,tossing her long braid behind her,she clings to his massive chest and weeps*

    *After a few moment.with soft hiccups she looks into his eyes*

    Let us retire to our chamber and rest...our time apart has been too long.
    *With a soft kiss he smiles at her*


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    Wrapping his strong arms around Pamela in a passionate embrass, he smiles down at her and leans in to lightly brush his lips across hers. before standing and stretching laborously with a mighty yawn.

    "Yes, rest, will be very welcome right now."

    Grinning at Pam mischeviously, he bends down and picks her up, holding her is his arms as he heads up the stairs.

    You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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    *The bar grows quiet as patrons stare into their cups,ponder the days woes,and most yawn as the night lengthens*

    *A few that are awake still and seated next to the stairs hear soft giggles,murmured words,deep growls that speak only of passion*

    *Those knowing the pair smile in a way that says"I know they aren't resting",while shaking their heads with grins*

    *Others merely ponders what brought such a different pair together*
    *He..so massive and huge that his very shadow dwarfs his waif like princess,minds
    are at a loss as to how this pair could possibly BE*


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    * comes in again and mutters what a hard day it was and orders a beer and watches you guys do..something.*

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    A bedroom door upstairs slams open and the ceiling beams creak as a massive figure steps onto the landing. Comming down the stairs wrapped in a huge, fur blanket, Z walks over to the bar and slams a gold coin on the table.

    "Give me a decantar of your best win, and a mug of stout ale."

    Taking the mug in a huge hand, he tilts it back and drains it in one quaff before taking the decantar and heading back upstairs. A low growl and a giggle can be heard before the door slams back shut.

    You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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    *Soft moans and giggles can be heard through the stout doors*
    *After a few hours the room grows quiet*
    *The princess and her warrior sleep entwined*


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    *Jumps on to the bar and snaps his fingers*
    *Starting as an insignificant murmer and grows in strength until almost deafening roar is the song Satisfaction (club remix) by Benny Benassi.*
    *Slowly starts taking off his close and does an exotic dance.*
    *While load cheers can be heard from the various patrons and guests, takes everything off except the boots.*
    *While completely naked, does the helicopter for all to see before jumping off the bar and asks for a drink.*
    Live, Learn, then STFU.

    I am Jack's smirking revenge.

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    Walks in, sits down at the bar without looking up.
    "hey, barkeep. Give me one of them ales.."
    Waits 5 minutes, looks up.
    "WHERE THE F*** IS THE BARKEEP!?"

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    *Hair flowing down her back in soft waves,ebony colored and streaked in blue.Pamela decends the stairs*
    *Hearing a cacapohny of demands...she quickly braids her hair and rushes behind the bar to find an apron.*
    Securing this around her waist she nods to patrons with a smile that bespeaks satisfaction and casts a sly glance up the stairs*

    So what do you fellows wish today?


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    i wish there were a slurpee machine installed there. and costs 50 cents for me to buy.

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    When you invent that I will be interested in buying it. Alas..you have not. How else my I help you sir? *Looks expectantly at the patron*


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    *Looks disgustedly at math.*
    You came to a bar to drink a slurpee....
    Live, Learn, then STFU.

    I am Jack's smirking revenge.

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    *Slaps up a sign*
    NO SLURPEES HERE


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    damn, well can i just order some love potion, if not some wine will do.

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    *Looking at him with an amused twinkle in her eyes and quirk of a smile playing around her soft lips,Pamela walks behind the counter.*

    *Opening a few drawers,she finds what she is looking for,reaching for a glass,she pours some light wine.*

    *With a toss of her braid,she saunters up to Math's table with his wine and a small vile.*
    ~Use this potion with care....I have made it myself and it is powerful. Do not be around any males when you take it.
    The effects are potent,but alas short lived. Therefor your intended must be close...
    BUT...no one else!
    Do you understand?~

    *Looking at him expectantly she places both in front of him.*
    *With a quick nod,she turns on her heal and walks back behind the bar.*


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    thanks pam * gives pam a tip of 60 dollars and leaves handing the bottle in great care*

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    Sliding into his dark corner booth (that he had been so fond of in the past) *Allpone* <not being seen> Takes his seat. Glares around the room for fimilier faces.

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    *With a huge smile Pamela sees the greatest fighter her Bar has ever known and brings him a large mug of ale.*
    ~It has been awhile !~
    *Pulling her long braid over her shoulder so as not to sit on it,Pamela takes a chair next to Allpone.*
    ~So tell me of your adventures.~
    *Noting his appearence..she suspects the tale is an interesting one*


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    * passes by the bar and enters*

    well pam, your love potion worked, but i didn't need it in the first place oh well * hands back the love potion as a tank rolls by guarding me and exploding for humorous reasons*

    oh yeah and for everyone in this bar, 5 rounds of beer is on me (leaves 400 dollars to pay for the beer and turns to leave, sees the exploded tank and says: "why do i bother using these ****ing things?" then walks away...*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathalamus View Post
    * passes by the bar and enters*

    well pam, your love potion worked, but i didn't need it in the first place oh well * hands back the love potion as a tank rolls by guarding me and exploding for humorous reasons*

    oh yeah and for everyone in this bar, 5 rounds of beer is on me (leaves 400 dollars to pay for the beer and turns to leave, sees the exploded tank and says: "why do i bother using these ****ing things?" then walks away...*
    *Pamela nods respectfully and accepts the money*
    *With a toss of her long braid she notices a stranger...with a flick of her wrist,her dagger is out and her amulet glows*

    *As only an Elvan Princess can,she is at the creatures neck and pressing her slim blade into it.*

    *Eyes flashing over to dark crimson,she speaks in a deadly voice,the timber still tinkled melodically...capturing him....."Do I kill you now?...or later?"

    *Eyes still glowing she stares at the beast pretending to be a man.*
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