My Bar

[JZXL]

*pulls cheshire up*

[CheshireCat]

"Much obliged"
*Orders a double-shot of 151 for JZXL*
It isn't a bottle, but it should do fine.

[JZXL]

well, i wanna make sure i don't pass out like you did earlier so it will do *asks for some absinthe as well* "that ought to add a little 'kick'" *mixes both drinks and downs it in one*
"i can easily handle my drinking" *starts flying around the bar because of the absinthe in the drink*

[CheshireCat]

lol
*Grabs JZXL out of the air, ties an anchor to his feet and sets him in a chair*
"I'd hate to see what you could have done to a windshield if I left you up there"

[JZXL]

thanks for that, i can't always handle absinthe
*takes the anchor off and orders a vodka and tonic*
"and some absinthe with that please. lol joking"

[TMP]

*Gulp gulp gulp*...


Ahh, 40oz to freedom...

[JZXL]

riiighhht... when did i say you could have my drink??

[TMP]

Oops...
- Hides the 40 behind back and pulls out something a bit softer... uhh... hmm... Cola & .. Jim Beam?

[CheshireCat]

Yuck
"Kinda hungry"
*Orders some nachos*
*Offers some to Allisurd and JZXL*
"Want some?"

[Nubli]

*Sneaks in undetected for all these months of hiding...
while petty mingling occurs, attempts to steal nachos!
nabs 'em and runs like a bat outta hell!!*

[JZXL]

"hey, i wanted some of them!" *orders some more nachos with chilli dip to replace the ones nubli stole "grr"* "you can have some chesh"

[Aemaeth]

*walks in With a great big 2 litre bottle of ABSINTHE
Drinks the absinthe...forgetting its 70 percent strength...then slowly pukes out his own innards..and dies on the bar floor*

[JZXL]

"ouch, that was a bit to much absinthe, lol" *pokes the body with a stick to see if abiosis os alive* "dead. as i thought. well, we can't stand around grieving all day, GET THE DRINKS IN EVERYONE!!"

[Aemaeth]

*comes back as a ghost to haunt the bar and JZXL because he poked him with a stick...*

[JZXL]

*gets out his mobile* "hello, is that a priest?, yeah, i want you to perform an exorcism, where?..." *waits for the priest and orders another drink and gulps it down in one to compensate for when toomuchprozac stole his drink earlier*

[Aemaeth]

You had to spoil my fun didnt you...*gets out ehteral edge...swipes at JZXL*..
how you like evisceration

[Maniac]

*Stands up after 6 days and says "I can preform an exorcism, yeah, we did it to my sister, she was being a ......" *falls over drunk.

[JZXL]

sorry, im immune to that kind of weapon (how original... ehereal edge lol)
*priest arrives and exorcises abiosis*

[Karant]

I am the local crack dealer, contact me for some...
"CHUG CHUG CHUG!"

[JZXL]

no thanks, i don't touch that sh1t. *buys a bottle of vodka and downs it in one* "aaah... thats better"