My Bar

[endromada]

*takes some peppers off of the floor, puts them on some moldy cheese he found at JJ's other bar then eats it* mmmmm Bleu Cheese

[.hack//virus]

*walks in wearing a ripped straight-jacket,orange swim shorts and 1 green frog slipper*
*sits down at the bar*
*seis "I need a drink, and make it strong."*

[endromada]

*looks at previous post*
begins pummeling hack//virus with the endless supply of cheese from JJ's bar for misspelling "says"
lol sorry I'm in a bad mood, needed some simulated violence...

[JZXL]

*gets a text* sorry, im going for a few hours as kaylie wants to experiment with handcuffs and wants me involved *speeds off*

[splintercell]

*nooo Jess died..wtf is up with that?* *sends a text to JZXL before he gets there letting him know ahead of time that handcuffs r fun*

[.hack//virus]

*wipes the cheese stains off of the ripped straight jacket*
"throw 1 more piece of cheese and ill be forced to tell you why i am wearing a ripped straight jacket, swim shorts and 1 frog sliper!"
*turns back to the bar*
"Where is my drink!!!"
"Ive been waiting for 2 days!!!"

[endromada]

*loads his Patented Cheese Cannon MKII with radioactive Limburgur cheese, then takes aim at hack//virus' head, and fires, knocking off hack's head, which then sails out of the bar and hits JJ in the eye!* w00t typing that just made my day... as you may have guessed my day wasn't very exciting

[JZXL]

*walks back in* that was fun! *kaylie walks in, kisses him and dissappears* and endromada, you hit my decoy, i was in a nice warm bed

[.hack//virus]

*walks back in to find the boady lying across the counter*
"bet you didnt know i can regenerate missing boady parts or in this case a missing boady."
*walks over to the bar and grabs a bottle of moon shine*
*walks over to endromada and takes a big swig of almost pure alchahol*
*spits the moonshine on andromada and flicks a match on his alchahol soaked boady*
*watches andromada run out of the bar engulfed in flames*
*laughing and pulling radioactive cheese out of my neck*

[endromada]

*walks in covered in soot, then walks up to hack//virus, pulls out his hand held teslacoil, then shoots hack wit hit* LETS SEE YOU REGERATE YOURSELF FROM SUBATOMIC PARTICLES...
(insert manical laughter here)
P.S. its Body not Boady... get a dictionary! sryy im a real stickler fer detail
oh and how did u manage to spell my name right, then wrong?

[.hack//virus]

*fals down into a pile of dust*
*turns to a black liquid and seeps through the floor boards, leaving a message out of black blood that reads "ill be back after i find a dictionary!"*

[endromada]

Laughs out loud... erm... what parts of you did u sacrifice to leave behind that much blood?
P.S. its FALLS!

[.hack//virus]

*walks in with a deploma that looks photo copied and a wheelbarrel full of huge red dictionaries*
*wheeles it over to andromada and methadicoly shuves every one of the 40 dictionaries right up andromadas a**, then kickes andromada in the nutz*
"you f***ing ****-a-roach say hello to my little friend!"
*pulls a grenade launcher out of a compartment of the wheel barrel and procedes to blow andromada through the wall*

[endromada]

*steps into the bar through the giant hole in the wall*
ha ha yeah... that was my robot... again... yeah i ave a factory that build them... and it jsut finished its latest job
*smiles meancingly, slides up left sleve to reveal a large armband type device with multiple buttons on it, pressing a a large red button*
*a giant robot emerges from the ground, endromada does a crazy anime super jump onto the robots sholder* then steps on the bar, crushing it, digs out hack's barely breathing body then flings him into orbit*
*then follows his body out to space, and sees the chunks of hack that wer madw when the rapid decompresion casued his body to explode*
woohoo violence

[splintercell]

*walks in* *sees the fight* *throws on his bouncer uniform over his clothes and beats the shit out of all the participants in the brawl* *chucks them all through the window* *come back when you can all act decent* *serves drinks*

[Pamela]

*Gives Splintercell a BIG RAISE*
*Starts to peruse the bar cleaning various tables...taking dishes to the sink *
*Pamela puts a quarter in the Jukebox and listens to the rythym of the music...tapping her foot in time*
*Decides to dance!....Swirls about the room...dipping and turning....gliding past her patrons with a smile*

Come and dance with me?

[splintercell]

*thanks Pam for his raise..and wonders what he will spend it on* *goes to comp USA and EB games and buys brand new comps for each table and 4 flat screen monitors to each table..so we can all enjoy D2* *buys Xbox'x and PS2's and hooks them up to the monitors also, now we can all play pretty much w/e we want..WOOHOOO!* *Installs LAN lines and networks everything..yea..now we're set to game!*

[Grave]

i dont follow this thread

[splintercell]

*explains to thgrave* It's a role playing thread..pick a role..play it..just like you would a character in a RPG game..except in a forum.

[.hack//virus]

*still standing in the bar wondering why andromada just chucked jj in to orbit*
*pulls out a 3 foot palm piolet and starts typing... still typing....hits enter*
*looks up to see andromada's own robot pummeling the s**** out of him*
*starts to play naked twister with the man shows juggies*