My Bar

[SpoonMan999]

*Uses magical bum powers to teleport out of Trog and back to his corner sleeping soundly*

[.hack//virus]

*watches every 1 eat eachother*
*wonders y pam didnt accpt his invitation to dance *

[splintercell]

*notes to .hack that Pam has yet to return to bar* *watches everyone eating each other and decides to make more food so the cannibalism can stop*

[TroGdoR]

*Pie throws up Trogdor who goes on eating all the food and yet again eats Spoonman for the fun of it*

[endromada]

*steals spoons sign after noticing that trogdor didn't eat it the second time*
*wipes of the saliva from Trogdor eating him the first time*
*then writes "Warning, I may quote foamy at random" on it*
*then writes Http://www.illwillpress.com/vault on the back of the sign*

[SpoonMan999]

*Appears next to Endromada and takes his sign and writes a new message, "Will work for monkey," and falls back asleep*

[Grave]

havent seen this top[ic in long time

[splintercell]

*burst out laughing at endromada's new sign*

[TroGdoR]

*Eats splintercell as he sits unaware in the corner. Then falls asleep, completely unaware of his dangerous surroundings*

[splintercell]

*lights candle in trog's stomache and burns his way out..then locks trog in a cage because he is a dangerous wild animal.*

[Pamela]

*Teleports into the Bar...after making a supply run!*...OMG...you cannibals you!!

*Rushes to the kitchen to help Splintercell make MORE FOOD!!!*

*A few minutes later ...Pamela and Splintercell have refilled the buffet table....*

*Pamels walks around the room ...refilling glasses..with the patrons drink of choice...smiling at and hugging some of her favorites!*

*Pamela nods to .hack...takes him in her arms....and swirls about the floor..dancing with him......
flushing from the exersion....Pamela bows to her partner gracefully*

[splintercell]

*takes a lunch break and eats some FOOD before it disappears again*

[TroGdoR]

*Eats Pamela and Splintercell* Take a good look at your chefs now!!!

[splintercell]

*rips his way out of Trog's stomache and throws a rope in for Pamela* *feed trog some cattle to satisfy his appetite*

[TroGdoR]

*Being allergic to cattle, a nice trip to the hospital is in order. But eats the doctors and nurses tending to him*

[SpoonMan999]

Hey! Everyone knows that the Burninator needs a balanced diet of villagers and sheep. *shows Trog a near by village that raises sheep* Just make sure some of them live so they can multiply and give you more food. *goes back to bar and falls back asleep*

[Demonic]

*Walks in bar kicks SpoonMan999*"Wake Up Lazy"*Goes grabs some food*

[aikjo2]

*walks into bar* some one need to light a fire under your a**es
*casts a nice set of fire novas, unfourtunately this ignites the alchohol and burns the bar to ashes*
two days later...
*a guy finds the ashes and starts a crematorium, giving people ashes from the bar in jars, and throwing away the bodies*
then trogdor comes and eats the swindler, and burnes the crematorium to the ground, after which he builds a nest and tries to find a "trogdess" to have dragon whelps with.

THE END
















or is it...


next time- "Sons of Trogdor"

[TroGdoR]

*Eats alkjo2 during his long narration. Then goes to a strip club living up the single life. Eats all the strippers. Then goes back to sleep*

[SpoonMan999]

*Eats Demonic's leg and uses Trog's tail as a pillow since he lost his cushy bar floor and is too lazy to help rebuild it*