Why Math Is Taught In School!

[mpeck]

without women, adam would have never been thrown outta the garden!

rofl

[Pamela]

without women, adam would have never been thrown outta the garden!

rofl

LOL Hey now...go back and read it...Adam wasnt off on the other side!!! He was standing right next to her!! And FYI this was written by a man...and is just a joke folks!!! I am a woman and I thought it was cute!^^:laugh:

[SilverZX]

I'm playing as well Pam, I was tryin' to get a rise outta people. My area of the world has a bunch of militant feminists in it, so the joke hits home for me...well except in my langauge "flipping off" means "throw dynamite at"...but that's just a language barrier :-D.

[Fykins]

Why Math is Taught in School
(Written By A Very Wise Man)

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. That means that Every Single Day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has P . M .S , and is armed. Flip one off? ....... I think not.ffice:office" /><O:p></O:p>

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lol thats somthing my co-worker Jaina would say

[papii05]

lmao thats great. alot of numbers but the jokes funny. next time i think of flippin a *** off ill think about this

[Knight Blade]

she strikes again!! i wonder how many could hit my gas tank with said firearm........
P.S. r u one of said disgruntled, loveless, murderous women? i would think not, u 2 dam funny.

[P.I.M.P]

Lol that was one of the best jokes ive heard this month, it was perfect, next time im in my moms car ill make sure to not tick off female drivers

[Knight Blade]

I like this one best Pam. I'm good at math so it's especially funny O-O

[D4rkSl4y3r]

knight blade your sig is way to big.....and isnt this thread old?

[Knight Blade]

ok,
a)don't insult my sig, its cool
b)if pam is tellin jokes, it never gets old
and
c)ur sig is big to *cough cough*hypocrite*cough cough*

[D4rkSl4y3r]

dude ur sig is like 2x bigger than mine and if an admin see's it he will likly take it off....so *cough cough jackass cough cough*

[Knight Blade]

2 things. Ur sig is almost as many pixels as mine and don't u think this conversation is a little off topic

[D4rkSl4y3r]

u started this topic man i just finished it

[Pamela]

Allright play nice and stay on topic...both of your sigs are fine ((cute actually))Dont call names! I get just a bit upset when I see that...If you have a dissagrement take it to PMs...a Joke thread is not the place for a sig argument!! I leave this open so others can read and comment....but this sort of posting is why I close threads!>.<

[Knight Blade]

Ok. Just to end all i want to clear one thing.

knight blade your sig is way to big.....and isnt this thread old?

[Dark_Convictor]

nice 1 u get this stuff in teh mail damn u all i get is a free voucher to enlarge my manhood every once in a while o and i even got offered 40 million dollars if i gave up my creditcard pass and number. lol what am i a moron.

[Pamela]

LMAO I get that kind of mail too! ~looks around and realizes she HAS no manhood~It makes you wonder if they Think Pamela is a masculine name....O-0

[Knight Blade]

i got über spam blocker to stop that $#!†