Ruin A Wish

[qweeve]

that wish is too good to ruin

[Venom]

when using you bottle rocket it flies and hits your barbie corvet which contained WMD and triggered a nuclear holocaust and perminatly mutating you into a freak and is hunted down

i wish i had a nacho hat

[X Y Z]

Uhm... I eat your nacho hat


I wish Oreo had triple stuff

[Ragnarhox]

They make oreo triple stuffs, but you get mistaken for a mass murderer and are thrown in jail for life never able to get one.




i wish i wish i had a fish.

[X Y Z]

With all the love you give to your fish, you overfeed it and it dies and miserable... and bloated! death.


I wish cell phones were the size of my fingernail

[Venom]

you get a nano phone but when you use it an over head fighter plane's computer mistakes it as a enemy target firing a missle at you

i wish i had a pet panda

[qweeve]

you get your pet panda, but it attacks and eats you

I wish I had an everfull bottle of jaagermeister.

[Crimson D3m0n]

You decide to drink your bottle of jaagermeister but succumb to alcohol poisoning after you attempt a chugging contest.

I wish I had a higher post count.

[Stifle_this]

a glitch in the system happens and u get 20,000 posts, but no one cares, and u dont get the points that go with it

i wish i didnt have to do my english paper, and memorize it to speak in front of my class

[Obfuscate]

happily you finish your english paper...sadly....it 4years later and your in jail for selling smack to pre-schoolers.

I wish....*beep* *beep* *censor* *beep* *beep* *beep* *censor* *censor*.


DENY THAT!

[TyKe]

i dont know how to ruin that.

i wish i had some chips cus im hungry.

[Obfuscate]

oh you'll get chips my friend LOTS of chips they just happen to be led paint chips! EAT UP FAT BOY CAUSE YOUR GETTING GASOLINE FOR DESSERT!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!:devilish: :devilish: :devilish: :laugh: :laugh: :devilish: :devilish:


i WISH i HAD MONIES!!!

[TyKe]

u get ur monies, then i take them and pee on them.

i wish i had a job right now

bump

[Obfuscate]

oh goodie you've just gotten a job...as el presidente of the mens restroom cleaning commitie(MRCC) at the beach...[OOC]To bad it hasnt been cleaned in 20yrs and counting[/OOC]

i wish my last wish wasnt ruined.

[TyKe]

to bad it was.

i wish i had my CDL's so i can truck drive.

[Stifle_this]

they magically appear in ur wallet, so u go out and get a truck, then u realize that u cant do it and crahs and die

i wish i had some friends

[TMP]

Your friends that you get turn out to be 80 year old molesters in a disguise.

I wish I lived in the Playboy mansion.

[Stifle_this]

u get invited, but go to the wrong address, enter the house and find out its where they are keeping all the gay molesting priests, and the door locks behind you

i wish i know wut girls thought

[SpreadNeedleXP]

You find out what girls think, then find out that none of them like you.

I wish this thread didnt waste my time.

[Stifle_this]

too bad it always will waste ur time(plus im a pimp, so step out of my grill, lol always wanted to say that)

i wish d2 wasnt so damn annoying to get rich in