A Little Guilty!

[Pamela]

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or

playing
basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard,
so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya
doin?"


His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.


"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."


When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable
and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"


"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with
them."


A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"


Dave's wife, now furi! ous, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club.


Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.


Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries
desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for
someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at
him
at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.


The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real
*****
this time."

I thought this was funny

[TyKe]

HAHAHAHAHAHA omfg, u did it again pamela.

[Foog]

i was wondering where that one was going. go pam! love that one.

[Arsnik]

Nice


Rectum?

Damn near killed em!!!

[nujabes]

woot woot uve done it again

[Silver Ice]

lol nice one

[DeStRuCtIoN]

ouch that's gotta hurt

[liquidshaggy]

yea, nice

[Tichondrius_87]

rofl, that's friggin awesome.

[GaMbLeZ]

rofl lmao lol that was funny :laugh:

[Tichondrius_87]

another marriage one:

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"


She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."

The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"

She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."

The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."