Eupemisms A-F

[Tichondrius_87]

Euphemisms for male ************: A-F
Aiding and abetting a known felon

Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel

Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior

Audition your hand puppet

Backstroke roulette

Barking up the wrong tree

Bash the candle

Be your own best friend

Beat the bishop

Beat the bologna

Beat the dummy

Beat the meat

Beat the pud

Beat the stick

Beat up your date

Beef tips stroking off

Bleed the weed

Blow your own horn

Bludgeon the beefsteak

Bop the bologna

Bop the bonzo

Box the Jesuit

Box with Richard

Brushing up on your typing skills

Buff the banana

Bugger your hand

Building upper-body strength

Burp the baby

Burp the worm

Butter the corn

Calling in the secret service

Caning the vandal

Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile

Charm the snake

Check for testicular cancer

Cheese off

Choke Kojak

Choke the chicken

Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come

Clamp the pipe

Clean your rifle

Cleaning out your account

Clear the snorkel

Climb the tree

Closet Frisbee

Combing the hair on your bald pig Sally

Combing your hair

Communing with nature

Consulting with your silent partner

Corral your tadpole

Couch hockey for one

Crank the love pump

Crank the shank

Crimp the wire

Crown the king

Crushing pop cans in the dark

Cuddle the kielbasa

Cuff the carrot

Daisy-chaining

Dancing in the dragon's fiery breath

Dancing with the one-eyed sailor

Date Miss Michigan

Date Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Date Rosie Palm and her five sisters

Defrosting the fridge

Digital penile oscillation

Discovering your own potential

Distributing free literature

Do handiwork

Do it your way

Do the janitor thing

Do the white knuckler

Doing your homework

Drain the monster

Dry humping the ottoman

Eating grapes with the one-armed man

Electing the President

Engage in safe sex

Exercise one's right

Exercising your right to privacy

Fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love

Feed the ducks

Feeding bologna to the Smurfs

Feeling your way around

Fiddle the flesh flute

Firing the pound gun

Fishing with dynamite

Fist your mister

Five knuckle shuffle

Flick your Bic

Fling your phallus

Flip the bishop

Flipping your omelet

Flog the bishop

Flog the dolphin

Flog the dong

Flog the log

Flog the mule

Flogging the egg man

Fly fishing

Fondle your flagpole

Free Willy

Frost the pastries

Frosting your maple bar

Frying up the corndog

[Nethran]

you thieved that from dribbleglass?

[Tichondrius_87]

does anyone ever post jokes of their own material? yeah, i filched it. bite me.

[Nethran]

heres a joke of my own

One day you ate something and it turned out it was austin. word.

[Tichondrius_87]

yeah, stop with that gay incest crap. i know it turns you on, but take your hand out of your pants and wash it before continuing thine postage.

[Nethran]

youre just upset cuz im better then you.

[Tichondrius_87]

why would the bleep out ************ and not masterbation?
no sense. at all

[Nethran]

its spelled ************....but most people dontknow that..so i guess it dont make sense

[Tichondrius_87]

i spelled it right man, that's why it was bleeped out. they don't bleep the mispelling. moron who can't spell stupid (stoopid).

[MajinBuu]

get a life fag

[jedimaster86]

Tichondrius_87, so first you plagiarize something without proper citation ( or works cited page), and now you are bsing other people, including referring that you believe all stupid people can't spell? i'm pretty sure that there are people that are not educationally handicapped who can't spell well, and i'm pretty sure that there are people that educationally handicapped that can spell. i'm sure there are educationally handicapped who can also do many things better than you that are of an educational basis

[Nubli]

tich es un fago!

[MajinBuu]

simon es un pinche puñal

[Tichondrius_87]

my god... i just got railed on my own thread. anyways, i know kellard. he's an IRL friend of mine, and we were just giving each other shit. so calm down ya *** wipes.

[AncientDemon]

tichondrius i might be alone but i think ur anoying...

[Tichondrius_87]

chances are, you're not alone. but... might i ask why? and how's the box thing going for you?

[Nethran]

"You are not alone." Because theyre coming for you, ancient demon..theyre coming..for..yoouuu. and their name is the LAPD, you crack smokin sunno******.

If people can say Fag, I can say Sunno******. wicky wicky-wooord.

[Tichondrius_87]

apparently, no you can't. and ancient, i'd up your health insurance if the LAPD is on yo ***.

[Nethran]

indeed, for they use excessively such methods as baton-raping and stungun sodomy. look out..behind you.

[Tichondrius_87]

ZZZZZZTTTTTTT! would it be considered rape with a foreign object if they didn't jam it all the way up there before cranking on the voltage?