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[size=2]I could live without beer but....
This guy who dies and finds himself in Hell. However, hell was nothing like he had expected. It was a huge bar, swarming with beautiful blondes. And behind the main bar were dozens of liquor bottles, with labels of the finest liquors known to man. So the guy moseys up to the bar, intending to partake of the booze and the women. "I'll have a shot of your finest bourbon," he told the bartender.
"See all those bottles?" asked the bartender. "They all have holes in the bottom."
"That's too bad," said the guy. "But at least there's still the women."
"Yep," replied the barkeep, "but they don't."
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LOL....Thats some sick joke...
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If I died and went there That would be the worst place ever....I would have to comment suicide in hell and see if I could get away.lol
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I found out...once you have good sex, blowjobs don't measure up unless they're REALLY good blowjobs.
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but when your in hell it really doesnt matter
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In retrospect...yeah. Hell ain't gonna be like that.
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i think hell is just your memories meant to torture you.... like instead of hevan and hell you have a dream and it is either bad or good, but you cant control it when you realize that it is only a dream
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Hell is a forum where posters like you totally ruin topics by gallavanting off topic to GOD KNOWS WHERE.
Close this please.
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lol i didnt think you would get that upset lol sry
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well call me a biznitch but i was talking to the phsyic person i really cannot say there name but they told me that there is really no hell there is only haven you make your own hell which is kinda trippy if you think about it cause what if you think hell is a horable place then you get there and thats what it is like i am thinking that i might just wanna go to heaven lol
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i used to think that handjobs were it...LOL handjobs were the shit..but yes. quite a warm up.
AND DAMN I WANT SOME CHEESECAKE AND A BLOWJOB!
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lol that reminds me of a comic i saw once. It was too people on a bench and u were looking at their backs, a guy and a girl, and the guy goes "wow i didnt think anyone GAVE handjobs anymore"
i dunno i thought it was funny, oh and ben, your a pimp
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Thanks stifle. I thought that joke was the shit.
PLEASE CLOSE THIS
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id make a hole
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