Ruin A Wish

[Rallert]

you're really happy... then u jump up and down... then u dont see the car... then u're a really happy dead one...

[Foog]

You forgot to put a wish.

Here's mine: I wish Brittany lived in my pants.

[nujabes]

she starts eating ur p**** and eats it all off

i wish i had some creme savers

[Hurly91]

We are sunday and since you live in a cheap town, all stores are closed .........


I wish Silent_Warrior could stop taking crack and drugs because it's bad......

[DaCougarMech]

(wtf? "we are sunday" ?)
he stops doin drugs but you start. soon you take so many that your wiener falls off

i wish my chem teacher didnt have a quiz during AP week

[ken2520]

ur teacher falls off a cliff and u got over excited and jumped on a trampaline and fall off getting stabbed by a metal pole and die instantly.

i wish i didnt have so much hwk from coming home after camp

[nujabes]

instead u had already had a long term project assigned a month ago which requires u to work about 5 hours a day on it.

i wish my hair was a bit longer

[Hurly91]

it's a bit longer........but too long.........it becomes so long that walk on it and you fall in the stairs and die by breaking your neck.........

I wish I had all PanterA's albums...........and my mp3player could put them all in same time on it...........so I could listen to all albums each day




EDIT:

(wtf? "we are sunday" ?)

It was sunday when I posted in my town.........

[CheshireCat]

Um, that didn't make any sense, so your wish doesn't come true.
I wish I had a 1 THz CPU.

[Hurly91]

Um, that didn't make any sense, so your wish doesn't come true.
( rofl.........copy/paste is usefull )


I wish I didn't had to go to bed...........
( GoodNight all )

[CheshireCat]

Your bed gets stolen, and the robber makes you down 20 no-doze, so you cant go to sleep

[[Ghost]]

You didnt post a wish, so I'll assume your wish was "I wish I was straight"
You turn straight but when you do you realize how much fun anal sex was.

I wish I had some chilli fries.

[pyrocrow]

you get some chilli fries, but because of a pesticide put on the chilli peppers, you die. slowly and painfully.

I wish i controlled the crap they put on Fox and the WB. OMFG!!!

[MiVeC]

well u controlled it but it got crappyer.... n pple boycott it then u went brankrupt... ur house n all ur property got confiscated n u live in the streets...

i wish it will b cloudier...

[SilentWarrior]

A huge mass of clouds and gases cover the sky and block the sun from reaching earth for a 11-months and everyone dies exept me and 1000 super hot women because we all happen to make it to a never ending heat sorc wich happens to be in a sex shop..hmmm... *Crys with joy*

I wish I knew what to do w/ 1000 super hott women in a sex shop.

[pyrocrow]

You are really gullible, you think you know what to do and you get a sex change to become a chick. Your love fades off for them. You never get laid again.

i wish school was out for summer

[Violence]

Your school system announces year round schooling.

I wish I was in charge of the world.

[DaCougarMech]

you are in charge of the world but one day you have on too many choco-tacos and the world caves in

i wish i had a faster computer

[nujabes]

its so fast u cant keep up with it and u toss it out the window

i wish i had a burrito

[MiVeC]

u got a free burrito but the saucers (sp?) in it is made of cow dung, cow urine and human mucus... *YUCK*

i wish tht i dun hav short term memory...