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trick question:
you only have one match. in the room with you is a candle, and an oven. what do you light first.
You are the diver of a bus. at a stop, 6 people get on, 4 people get off. Then 12 people get on, 19 off. And at the last stop 2 people get on, nobody gets off. who drives the bus?
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Oh sh!t..........sorry
Doubleposted because when I first clicked to post, it went on a "error 404" page.............. ( or something like this.......an error page )
Then, I posted again and I finnally saw that 1st one worked too............
Sorry .......... 
[EDIT #2]
Sweet..........Chesh deleted other post but I've lost all what I've said.........
anyways.........ty Chesh
Just remembered...... I did copy/paste on my post before posting it so I still can post it ............
here it is:
Hurly91 Wrote:pyrocrow Wrote:trick question:
you only have one match. in the room with you is a candle, and an oven. what do you light first.
You are the diver of a bus. at a stop, 6 people get on, 4 people get off. Then 12 people get on, 19 off. And at the last stop 2 people get on, nobody gets off. who drives the bus?
the match
me
they're easy...........lol
( I knew them also.... )
Here's an other tricky one:
An electric train is going in the NORTHWEST direction at a speed of 30miles/hour since about 40minutes.............
Then, it turns and changes direction to the NORTHEAST and speed up to 40miles/hour.........
In what direction does the smoke goes????
( Sorry for bad english........ = / )
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good trick questions. but they really work better when spoken. or on people who read linearly
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dacougarmech Wrote:good trick questions. but they really work better when spoken. or on people who read linearly
true, the first one most people should know, it was shown on mad tv. the second one my mom asked me.
for some reason i couldn't quote hurly's trick question. the answer is up. the smoke goes in an upward direction. that was good. it took me bout 10 seconds, but keep in mind i'm really booksmart.
another question:
is there such thing as a married janitor?(sry to offend those who are)
what could inspire someone to get a job cleaning porta-potties?
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actually there is. my middle school janitor was married but she was a woman.
i bet if people didnt go to school they would get these questions right more than we would
ironic
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actually, i go to school, and everyone loves to ask me new trick questions because i always get them right. And the only reason those people get them right is because of their ... well ... the woman is only married because she is a woman. plenty of guys will go for anything that moves and can spread its legs. most are called priests.
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priests? with women? blasphemy!
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pyrocrow Wrote: actually, i go to school, and everyone loves to ask me new trick questions because i always get them right. And the only reason those people get them right is because of their ... well ... the woman is only married because she is a woman. plenty of guys will go for anything that moves and can spread its legs. most are called priests.
pyrocrow Wrote: for some reason i couldn't quote hurly's trick question. the answer is up. the smoke goes in an upward direction. that was good. it took me bout 10 seconds, but keep in mind i'm really booksmart.
Hurly91 Wrote: An electric train is going in the NORTHWEST direction at a speed of 30miles/hour since about 40minutes.............
Then, it turns and changes direction to the NORTHEAST and speed up to 40miles/hour.........
In what direction does the smoke goes????
( Sorry for bad english........ = / )
It seems like you got your first wrong answer...........
An electric train doesn't do smoke..............rofl :laugh:
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lol good one hurly
what about this one
a boat is tiued to a dock in the water. a ladder is hung off the side and the rungs are two feet apart if the water rises 1 foot an hour how many rungs will be above the water in 6 hours so far 5 rungs are above the water
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Quote: Originally Posted by pyrocrow
for some reason i couldn't quote hurly's trick question. the answer is up. the smoke goes in an upward direction. that was good. it took me bout 10 seconds, but keep in mind i'm really booksmart.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA.
If you took a minute to GET OFF THET MASSIVE EGO OF YOURS.
You'd realise it was a ELECTRIC TRAIN.
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yea someon already said that
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kingrookie Wrote:lol good one hurly
what about this one
a boat is tiued to a dock in the water. a ladder is hung off the side and the rungs are two feet apart if the water rises 1 foot an hour how many rungs will be above the water in 6 hours so far 5 rungs are above the water
still 5 rungs........
Btw, Goodjob B!tch for pwning guy.........lol:devilish:
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Where's all the spilled milk in the Milky Way?
If you're trapped in a windowless house with no doors, how do you escape?
If one death is a tragedy, and one million is a statistic, would it be the statistics of one million tragedies?
If one mans trash is another mans treasure, why don't hobos become merchants?
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Quote:Horrendous, it's 22/7, technically.
22/7 equals 3.1428571...
pi equals 3.14159265...
this means that 22/7 is not the exact numerical value of pi
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a rooster lays an egg on an barn roof...wich way does it roll???
wow pyro christ that was so bad man you actually have to think cant help but laff at you...what grade/age are you smarty pants then????
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Forgoten_ChildX Wrote:a rooster lays an egg on an barn roof...wich way does it roll???
wow pyro christ that was so bad man you actually have to think cant help but laff at you...what grade/age are you smarty pants then???? Roosters dont lay eggs.
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why does the caged bird sing?
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ho ho very good B!tch your pretty brite won eh?? lol jk man
1)There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
2)Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
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Forgoten_ChildX Wrote:1)There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
2)Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
1) people who almost got hit by debris.
2) Penguins hunt eskimo's, tard. Everyone knows that.
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1) no..lol they married
2) pengiuns in da like south pole eskimos in da north so they cvant huntem lol har har
question:
3)There are two coins which total 55 cents (read: $0.55). One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
4)If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do
they bury the survivors?
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