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So, I've been w/o cable for like 2 weeks now and it just got turned back on! Hoo-Ray!!!!
And whats the first thing I do, turn to MTV to see whats on. It happens to be the new Jessica Simpson video for the Dukes of Hazzard movie.
And I'm not saying that what I saw was wrong, because I do appreciate the run of the mill softcore porn that gets on basic TV, but HOLY CRAP, could that video serve only one purpose of being Jiz-Bait for the greater population of Males 13-45?!?!?!?!?!
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Yup But Shes So Hott.....*drools* lol
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... Why would you turn it to MTV? Why not a news show that's much more interesting? And **** Jessica Simpson's remake, that's not a remake, it's basically a whole new song.
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I just ignore all that crap, Jessica and her sister are both stupid as hell. And mtv has really gone down the drain.
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Yeah, dumb blondes, but hott indeed!
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i love how everybody buys into the dumbass act jess puts on
i bet she has a iq higher than all of you, and i'm dead serious
it pays to have hooters, blonde hair, a round bum and no brains
just like it pays to have absolutely no guitar chops
seriously
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Two words.
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Anorexic. Disgusting.
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jess is anorexic? news to me. she's usually think as hell and just the way she should be
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A hot, scantly clad blonde parading about. mmmm "Jiz-bait" indeed.
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xDBD Wrote:jess is anorexic? news to me. she's usually think as hell and just the way she should be She looks TOO thin, if you ask me.
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xDBD Wrote:i love how everybody buys into the dumbass act jess puts on
i bet she has a iq higher than all of you, and i'm dead serious
it pays to have hooters, blonde hair, a round bum and no brains
just like it pays to have absolutely no guitar chops
seriously
No..............
(Stupid 10 character limit.)
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ps i made that whole thing up
i'd still let her lick my browneye though
eat my dingleberries and stuff ya feel me
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jessica simpson is only hot at sum angles guys, goi on google and type "hot girls" and keep safe search on (or off for ya pervs) and ull get a nice result of much hotter chicks, i think?
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why would you do a search of "hott girls" and not want the real thing?
seriously wtf
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xDBD Wrote:ps i made that whole thing up
i'd still let her lick my browneye though
eat my dingleberries and stuff ya feel me
You and your clever sarcasm you.
Jessica Simpson's mom said she had an IQ of 169 in some magazine... :laugh:
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io do believe she's smarter than she leads on, but 169 pushes the limits of my braindead mind
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Tahu Wrote:I just ignore all that crap, Jessica and her sister are both stupid as hell. And mtv has really gone down the drain.
word. I have to agree MTV was good at a point but nowadays its all the same old shit; even Andy Malonkis [sp?] has his own show how ****ed up is that.
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Yeah, homes. Word to ya motha.
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[nK] Wrote:word. I have to agree MTV was good at a point but nowadays its all the same old shit; even Andy Malonkis [sp?] has his own show how ****ed up is that.
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I have to agree, that you, being what, 14.. you definitely remember the glory days. Can you enlighten me to a non-realworld era MTV? Please??
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