Who The Hell Is Jehova

[DaCougarMech]

that's a decent flash game

[schmidz]

The closest thing i got to a Jehova's witness was a drunken guy claiming he was GOD... turned out he lived 3 houses down and his friend decided to have a little friend. Too bad he didn't know where his boss lived...

[TroGdoR]

Night, that's simply not funny. I get your message, I looked at the picture over and again...and that is just a stupid post. Congratulations for wasting my life.

[SpoonMan999]

// Not going to say anything more.

I was touched by his noodly appendage. Yes, I am a believer.

uhhh. yea im 16 i don't think im the milktary or prision and tehy were recuring foor 2 door then the cops got invold and it escolated from there.

I didn't understand anything you just said. Do us a favor and spell check from now on.

[Jabsco]

witness: where would you soul go
me: hell, or limbo, where would yous go
witness: hevan
me: r u sure what if your believing a lie...on time some guys toldme to sacrafice my mom and i did and now im pending a manslaughter trial
witness: are your parents home
me: i killd her rember
witness: god bless have a nice day

true storie!

[pyrocrow]

Reef, if that's really true, that's hilarious. I actually took one of their pamphlets once, they didn't charge me, and I read it. I couldn't stop laughing. Some of the crazy shit they beleve is so stupid. They constantly contradict themselves, and the say god hates almost every joy in life. It's worth a sit-down and read, if you ever have the time. I reccomend it.

[Fuggle]

Night, that's simply not funny. I get your message, I looked at the picture over and again...and that is just a stupid post. Congratulations for wasting my life.

You know that is just the Spaghetti monster that the one professor said could be real, because nobody can prove against it and this whole thing about million dollars to anyone to disprove him and so far he is undefeated.

[fleaflickerx]

the thing what ever dosent make scence, and im surprised that this thread took, but hell their SO F***ing ANNOYING.

[Deadlyy-Guy]

here's one for ya. dress out in full military garb and grab the biggest gun you own. when they knock on the door bust outside grab them and scream HIT THE DIRT SOLDIER CHARLIE'S EVERYWHERE!!! and then jump off your porch and start james bond rolling across the lawn.

then watch them run away screaming like little school girls.

[Blueballsofsteal]

Another idea would be to spread peanut butter and jelly all over your face, and make the most stupid facial expression possible, open the door and talk so incoherant that they cant understand you, and make sure you respond each time they say something! HaHa They ask if your parents are home and you say some shit like dogga dugg loba shipu, boy they will freak out!

[Deadlyy-Guy]

i think i'd rather dress up as a banana and sing the peanut butter jelly time song...

ITS PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME, NOW WHERE HE AT, WHERE HE AT, NOW DER HE GO, DER HE GO. DO THE PEANUT BUTTA JELLY, PEANUT BUTTA JELLY, PEANUT BUTTA JELLY WITHA BASEBALL BAT.

[fleaflickerx]

Another idea would be to spread peanut butter and jelly all over your face, and make the most stupid facial expression possible, open the door and talk so incoherant that they cant understand you, and make sure you respond each time they say something! HaHa They ask if your parents are home and you say some shit like dogga dugg loba shipu, boy they will freak out!

all you need to is dress and act like your siggy they will die on the spot

[DaCougarMech]

flop out your dong and yell in their face "witness this, fool!"
i like the peanut butta jelly time idea. coincidentally, i was thinking about putting that in a class video project

[ZxSlippy191]

Roflmao Dacougar.. Thankfully I live 14 miles from town in the Country so that I dont have to deal with theyre shit.



Jahova This!

[fleaflickerx]

LMAO
if that you gg

[Fuggle]

the thing what ever dosent make scence, and im surprised that this thread took, but hell their SO F***ing ANNOYING.

You can't tell others they don't make sense when we can't read more than a third of a sentence of yours.

[Obfuscate]

Called my HOA and the cops on the last set of fools to come to my door selling their religous garbage. Nothing better than watching religous fantaics get dragged off to jail.

[DaCougarMech]

it's one of the basic pleasures of life

[SpoonMan999]

It's funny how so many say that many religious people are close minded and intolerant. Yet reading this thread shows most of the people who would say those things are in fact just like them.

[DaCougarMech]

ive noticed that too. not just in this forum but in the general population as well
people either go nuts as a religious fanatic or become an uptight rationalist who cant accept anything without an unreasonable amount of evidence