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Top Ten Stupidest Inventions:
- Non stick Cellotape
- Solar Powered Flash Light
- A black highlighter pen
- Glow in the dark sunglasses
- Inflatable Anchor
- Smooth Sandpaper
- Waterproof sponge
- Waterproof Teabags
- AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
- Fireproof Matches
- Fireproof Cigarettes
- Battery powered Battery Charger
- Seatbelts for Motorbikes
- Hand powered Chainsaw
- Inflatable Dartboard
- Silent Alarm Clock
- A Pedal powered wheelchair
- Braille Drivers Manual
- Double sided playing cards
- Ejector seats for Helicopters
All these items exist.
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why is an ejection seat on a helicopter stupid? should they just crash with them? if you are thinking that the pilot will shoot into the rotor blades, they actually blow them off before the ejector seat kicks in.
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The solar powered flashlight is not that stupid, it can take solar energy in the day, and last very long when needed.
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i prefer my towels to be water proof too...dont need them breaking down or something....same with tea bags, if i drank tea i wouldnt want the tea bag to dissolve. how are you supposed to find words in the dictionary without the index? maybe people have legs strong enough to pedal with but not strong enough to stand on?
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Bloodangel26 Wrote:why is an ejection seat on a helicopter stupid? should they just crash with them? if you are thinking that the pilot will shoot into the rotor blades, they actually blow them off before the ejector seat kicks in.
Ok, let me explain helicopters have a propeller on the roof. And which way does an ejection seat launches itself?
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what if the ejection seat launched down
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Grave Wrote:Ok, let me explain helicopters have a propeller on the roof. And which way does an ejection seat launches itself?
you dumbass i just told you that the prop blade gets blown off before the ejector seat kicks in...dont get smart toned with me when you obviously have no clue what you are talking about
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Bloodangel26 Wrote:you dumbass i just told you that the prop blade gets blown off before the ejector seat kicks in...dont get smart toned with me when you obviously have no clue what you are talking about Acctually I know exactly what i am talking about, i never get smart toned at anyone and neither should you. Last time i checked this thread was not located in the flame forum, control your anger bro.
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i think i would know how helicopter ejection seats work seeing as i am an aviation major...and the fact that you think the pilot would fly into the roto blade proves you do not know what you are talking about. dont you think someone smarter than you would have thought of that and fixed it?
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Bartender Wrote:Legend vs Legend, uh oh
Lol...*sighs* Well...IMO I'd love to beat the piss outta the guy who invented the dildo. Completely eliminates the need for men (as in sexual performance), when the girl's are to lazy. (Not including lesbos). But as for the ejection seat, I think it's good that's invented...Could help save a life..ya kno? :p
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Oh yea you cant forget about this one:
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i think waterproof towels are nice. they wipe the water off of you but don't trap it in and thus dry faster
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fleaflickerx Wrote:powdered water.....? Powdered water is powder in a pouch. After the pouch is ripped open, within a minute the air will turn it into normal water. This is used for things such like refilling canteens to allow for maximum capacity because its smaller to have a pouch of stuff than to have another container of water.
And...just to backup Blood, here ya go Grave...
The Ejection Site Wrote:2- Are there any helicopters with ejection seats? Yes. The Russian Zvezda K-37 seat system was specifically developed for use in the Kaman Ka-50 Black Shark, and is also used in the Ka-52 Alligator attack helicopter. The seat is more of a tractor rocket system than a full ejection seat, but it does provide for escape from the helicopter. The system first fires explosive bolts to jettison the rotor blades then jettisons the canopies and finally tractors the crewmen out. Their parachutes automatically deploy seconds later. In the United States, some work was done on a similar concept using an AH-1 Cobra helicopter, and a crew module system was tested on an H-21. Neither was followed up on. Sorry about the name which I gave the quote to, but that was the name of the site (http://www.ejectionsite.com/ejectfaq.htm#2).
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jedimaster86 Wrote:And...just to backup Blood, here ya go Grave...
Sorry about the name which I gave the quote to, but that was the name of the site (http://www.ejectionsite.com/ejectfaq.htm#2).
I never said blood was wrong, i got the list from my friends aim profile. He just gets aggressive easily i see.
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i "get aggressive" when people who think they know more than me about something i know a lot about try to explain things to me that i just explained to them
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DiGiTaLiS Wrote:what if the ejection seat launched down
And launch right into the ground? lol. Unless you were upside down... i dunno. Maybe the rotors have to stop for you to be ejected.
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i already explained how it works
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no they just get blown off you don't get shot down. they don't stop. if they were to stop the chopper would be on the ground. they fire charges on the prop then eject the seats. listen to Blood he knows what he's talking about here.
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