You know you've played too much D2 when....

[pyrocrow]

You know you've played too much d2 when.. you telling ur teacher i dont have enouth mana in my pen to finish my work

You know you've played too much D2 when you think your hands are cold because you casted to many Forzen Orbs.

You know you've played too much D2 when someone yawns and you say "Thanks for the BO"

You know you've played too much D2 when you fart, and tell your friend you just casted a poison Nova.

You know you've played too much D2 when you ask your grandpa if he can identify items for you cause he looks like Cain

You know you've played too much D2 when you're in a public bathroom and the sound of the person grunting on the toilet next to you reminds you of a barbs "Find Item" skill.

You know you've played too much D2 when you get into a fight, and you start to spint really fast, and flail your arms wildly in the air, trying to defeat your foe with the dreaded "Whirlwind" Attack

When you see the small box where your mummy keeps a ring and hope there's a soj inside...

You know you've played too much D2 when you walk around outside with ur moms topaz ring and neckalce on expecting to stumble upon a unique item every time u step on an ant..

You know you play too much d2 when you hit a deer with ur truck and get out and check for uniques...

You know you've played too much d2 when you try to find mf in ur backyard

your welcome to post more as i ripped most of em ^^

and more

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you realize that you are late for class and try to turn on Vigor.

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you ask to check your work with a classmate by saying "wug".

You know you and your friends at school play too much Diablo II when you ask them if the test was easy, and they reply with "1" or "2".

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you toss groceries high into the air, saying "I can't carry any more."

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you try to get your sports team to try out a new strategy, called "desynching".

You know you've played too much Diablo II when, at the end of the day, you say "ng".

7. You know you play to much D2 when you see a black guy running from the cops and you say to your friends, "look a palladin using vigor."

my own ^^

You know you play to much D2 when u get caught cheating on a test and you say "im onli mana leeching"
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wow, I remeber the first or at least the first thread I saw where many of these were originals. Firstly, give credit to the people who said them, secondly YOU BUTCHERED THEM! they suck now.

[Arc]

you know youve played too much d2 when u see roadkill and search the body for gold and items. has this been said yet?

[A.D.]

You've played too much D2 when you've spent an hour reasearching WTF the Chat Gem does.

[Dementia]

HAHAHHA ....that might have been melaugh: ..just might have .... uhhh...what does it do?confused:

[A.D.]

HAHAHHA ....that might have been melaugh: ..just might have .... uhhh...what does it do?confused:

Nobody knows, bro. Most speculate it was an unimplimented feature.

[Bloodangel26]

stay on topic...this is not a thread about the chat gem

[hellsing293]

You know you've played too much Diablo II when you toss groceries high into the air, saying "I can't carry any more."

-lol, the funniest

You know you play to much D2 when you see a black guy running from the cops and you say to your friends, "look a palladin using vigor."

-this made me laguh too

You know you play d2 to much when you start dreaming about doing baal runs and reach lvl 99

i've dreamed of diablo but not baaling

you know u play d2 to much when the priest talks about the archangel and you think tyreal.

-yup done this too

[slimp]

1.07 means something to me...

[ChumpInABathtub]

you know you play to much d2 when you refer to your hosue key as the key of terror, your car key as your key of distruction, and your locker key as the key of hate

Additional Comment:
you know you play d2 to much if you accedently call your wife andareal

[mikea454]

....when you arrive at work in the morning and your right hand instinctively goes for the mouse while the left positions itself between your aura/spell keys and your potion keys.

...the rolled up newspaper on your porch is just 'a identity scroll' - (not worth picking up.)

....stop by home from school and look for your 'stash' to put your books in.

.... have an overwhelming desire to put a toilet punger and a websters dictionary into your sisters jewelry box (or the key set in your pocket)

.... your watching the baseball game and your team makes an amazing diving catch and your first thought before cheering is calculating his FRW

Edit: Sorry if some of these are bad, but they sounded good in my head when I made them up

for a while I was doing the first every morning and any other time I sat down at my computer.

444th post!

[PoTatoes]

wow, I remeber the first or at least the first thread I saw where many of these were originals. Firstly, give credit to the people who said them, secondly YOU BUTCHERED THEM! they suck now.

i added the part saying i didnt make em up but first of all was there something i said that meant that i made those up?

[Popular]

Haha, those were great.