Ways To Turn Men Down!

[Spitfire]

Subject: WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN


> HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
> HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.
>
> HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
> HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>
> HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>
> HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
> HER: I must've been given your share.
>
> HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>
> HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
> HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>
> HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
> HER: Okay, get out.
>
> HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
> HER: Why? Are you leaving?
>
> HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>
> HIM: Can I have your name?
> HER: Why? Don't you already have one?
>
> HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE: I've already seen it.
>
> HIM: Where have you been all my life?
> HER: Hiding from you.
>
> HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>
> HIM: Is this seat empty?
> HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
>
> HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
> HER: I'm a female impersonator.
>
> HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?
> HER: Do not enter.
>
> HIM: Your body is like a temple.
> HER: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
> HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
>
> HIM: Where have you been all my life?
> HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
>
> FORWARD TO WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGHTER AND TO MEN WHO HAVE A SENSE OF
> HUMOR!

[Joshy]

Funny stuff Spit, funny stuff laugh:.

[hellsing293]

when i first saw this i thought it was from Pam. anways, pretty funny

[Snipz]

when i first saw this i thought it was from Pam. anways, pretty funny

QFT

Very nice spit I laughed at all of them

[fleaflickerx]

yup i thought it was from pam also.

[Z3R0]

Funny, some of those can be exceptionaly embarrasing if used on a guy in public.

[Arc]

haha nice one spit everyone made me laugh

[Blue]

and he didnt get the hint...
lmao nice one

[yes.interesting]

These are pretty good.

[Pamela]

LMFAO! Nah it was'nt mine this time...but it was great!I am not the only one that gets cute e-mail you know!

[Ares]

Another one is

Him: How do you like your eggs?
Her: Unfertalized

[Blue]

HIMo you want a drink
HER:I dont drink milk...

[Z3R0]

Ok now ya'll are getting a bit carried away. "I don't drink milk". lol. You should be ashamed to speak that way in Pam's presence. Unfertalized eggs, ha.

[Pamela]

Ok now ya'll are getting a bit carried away. "I don't drink milk". lol. You should be ashamed to speak that way in Pam's presence. Unfertalized eggs, ha.

LOL Thanks! At least I know I am treated like a lady ^-^
Him: It is getting cold , how about keeping each other warm?
Her: When it gets cold in Hell maybe...then again nevermind..you go by yourself.

[Z3R0]

Funny. We could compile a whole new list and then post it as a whole new thread......or not.

[Blue]

ok, ok im sorry pamela.
Him: You wanna watch a movie
Her: Go to China and ill watch a movie here

[wm_hunter]

Very nice Spitfire. I have a sense of humor and they gave me a chuckle. I hope that I never get turned down that coldly though, I am usually good at taking a subtle hint and backing off = P