My Bar

[Beholder99]

"who are you?"
(no seriously)
*grabs milk before it is drank*
"dame good chocolate milk"

[Z3R0]

Getting annoyed with the demented cat, Zero takes the cat by the scruff of the neck and tosses it into the full wash tub in the back room that was just used to wash some sweaty, smelly clothing.

"Try that on for size kitten."

[kitten_klyd]

~Zerokool broke his spine as he was no longer a "kitten" he had morphed into a giant sabretooth~
~He would then get up and literally stomp zerokool thru the ground.~
~He would open a mysteriouse bottle with his teeth, and pour it on zerokool, causing zerokool to be sucked into a black hole, the black hole-in-a-bottle would then close.~
~walks over to the milk dish and lobster pieces, he would sniff a lobster claw, and it would snap shut on his nose. He would run around the bar, trashing everything in his way, because he couldn't get the lobster piece off.~

[Beholder99]

*picks up the cat and tosses it into the baggie of doom*
"there your trapped, it took me 3 years to get out"
*when you learn to calm down and not act all hemanish ill let you out"

[Venom]

it's thusly called the trogdor plastic baggie of doom

[DaggothUr]

*Finishes his smoke, then flicks the butt onto the street*
"That was a smoke"
*Enters the bar again, walking to the bar*
"Another Budweiser Venom"
"Tosses a roll of Silver Duct Tape onto the counter*
"That works just fine, no weird black hole in a bottle or fancy smancy gadgets needed."

[Blue]

*spears ducttape*
"try that on for size!"
OC- a spear is when you charge and your shoulders and your head, if you're mean, hit their stomach to chest.

[Pamela]

*Pamela stares at Zero and speaks*
Who sir are you to take my cat?I think you go beyond yourself now.It is MY cat and MY lap and oh yes MY BAR.
Venom! Throw him out!Zero you are now fired as bouncer,as well as lover!
*Pamela sits fuming at the temporary loss of the cat that is in the bag of doom.*

OOC @ Siris Damn dude a hell of a lot,a few wars and tournaments,deaths and just funny as shit stuff.

[Venom]

Pfft, oh wow
*bursts into laughter*
you...ha... got it boss ... ha ha ha
*as zero is sitting there in shock,i place my left hand in front of zerok*
Broken Phantom!!!
*a ball of energy begins to form just in front of my left palm when it reaches the size of a cue ball the elemental properties begin to change and it begins to draw in the element of wind and light*
HA-SHA
*the small ball of elemental energy launches towards zerok at astounding speed literally keeping him stuck in the air and he is being send back with great power and speed untill he is almost sent into an arena column*
done and done but who should we hire as the new bouncer?
*eyes beholder*

[Blue]

"i think i should be"
"just watch"
*brings ZK back*
*uses a spell and bounces ZK like a basketball*

[Z3R0]

In mid-bounce, Zero manages to secure his right hand in a death grip on Blue's right wrist. As Zero starts to fall, he tucks his knees in and lands on them. Still holding Blue by the wrist in his right hand, Zero places his left hand on Blue's throat and locks on. Releasing Blue's wrist, Zero turns him toward the door, tosses Blue up slightly, and back hands him. As Blue flys through the door, Zero brushes himself on.

"Ugh, I got Blue blood on my tunic."

Turning his attention back to the others, Zero reminds his mistress of a very important past event.

"If memory serves, and I do believe it does, your vouluntarily resigned as owner and promoted me as co-owner with Venom before you did it. Therfore, you statement has no relevance. Also, Allpone has been the bouncer for a long time now."

Adjusting one of his many large rings, Zero looks at Beholder.

"Blessedly, someone dealt with that annoying furball. I had have the mind to bring my dire wolf in one day."

Retreiving a very large and ornamently engraved gold coin from the inner folds of his belt, Zero places it on the bar. Drawing his dirk, he raises his hand and thrust downward hardly. As Zero steps back, it is revealed that he has thrust the blade through the center of coin all the way to the hilt, holding it quite firmly to the bar.

"There, that should cover any damages that will, unevitably, occur tonight. And what is with your silly hand tricks? They really aren't so impressive and are easy to immitate."

Raising his left hand in a lazy and uninterested manner, Zero places it in front of Venom's face. Suddenly, Venom's hair is thrown back as hit in the face with a small gust of wind that rocks him slightly on his heels.

"See, that is basicly an unexagerated version of what you did to me."

[theoneandonly]

*walks in* *sits down* says to people hello ur all fat *big mob chases after me* *one big mosh starts and we all have fun*

[Blue]

*stuffs a skunk down ZK's shirt*
*grabs him for the back where the skunk didnt fart* (alright i dont know the technical term, ok)
*and throws him out the door*
"thanks for taking care of the cat!"

[Venom]

oh wow that was a nice breeze you had there it a shame it can't create a hole on almost anything if i will it to

*grabs the bag from beholder and opens it releasing the cat*

also i don't remember Pam giving up her position as owner and none the less even so i get majority ownership goes to me since I've worked here longer than you, your position as bouncer was never changed you just bloody sucked at your job...

*after a few rapid hand movements and signs a pit open up infront of the releasing a massive mechanical behemoth made entirely of mithril and orcalanium(sp)*

more or less zerok your fired and your position is revoked

*the behemoth gabs zerok after a few attempts from his attacks and dodging he continues to try and struggle out of it's grip but is unable to do so before the machine throws him to the ground and picks him up again and throws him outside the town limits*

well done, it's time for you to rest once again

*the pit returns and the behemoth's eyes begin to fade is he is droped back into its resting place*

[theoneandonly]

*takes crimebosses head and smashes it onto bar* thats for being fat..

[Siris]

*Sits down and asks for a beer*
*Slaps venom in the face*

[Z3R0]

Opening a time portal, Zero hops in before the Bohemeth grabs him and returns right after it leaves.

"Nice try, but no, it is not happening. And just because you have been here longer, means nothing."

Slaps Venom along with Siris.

[Siris]

*Takes a drink*
"I bet Venom calls me Sirus for slapping him"

ooc
Hey zero I see you have changed your name and avatar. where is that evil face?

[Z3R0]

*Pamela listens quietly to everyones thoughts and notes expressions. Steeling herself for this she walks slowly to Zerokool and lightly lays a slim hand upon his chest and looks into his eyes.*
These are our sons,the Bar is rightfully yours.I will always be here to help,but it belongs now to you and Venom.
*Pamela smiles and looks away,tossing her long braid over her shoulder.*
<Thinks to herself....I can not fight him,let Neebs fight>

OOC: There is the post Venom since your memory fails you. >.>

Siris: The skull I took down but I am putting a better one up tomorrow.

[Beholder99]

*stares at pam*
*when she is not looking in his direction i let the (hehe) cat out of the bag(hehe)*
*stares at zerokool*
*GRabs him by the scruff of the neck and trips him while holding him and drags him to the door*
"you heard the lady!"
*wings him out the door*
"venom nail that door shut we dont want him getting back in or any of us out"