Pam's Potty Perdiciment

[fleaflickerx]

Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
only at night is it a problem
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
LOL
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
your so small youd fall in
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
and wash my ass
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
LOL, nice cold water after a nice sleep
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
yah its always fun stumbling in the dark...not wanting to disturb anyone...and find your assplanted in cold water
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
wondering if it was flushed
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
with your amazing sailor language *curses* waking them anyway
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
thinking only to grab that butcherknife and kill
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
if I turned the light on it would not be an issue
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
I would know to put the freaking lid down
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
ROFL
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
this is going on the forums
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
but at 3 A.M. with a screaming bladder you just dont want to wake everyone up
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
FORUMS
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
however a freezing ass and loud cursing seems to accomplish this anyway
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
LOL
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
I am always afraid to look in the toilet after I fall in
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
you fall in?
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
I don.t want to know what I shared the water with
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
rofl
xPHx ÄÐMÏÑ ¤†§ʎ̕̕a66¥¤-- says:
dinner
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
man I gotta wash everything down to my knees...this of corse depends on how hard i splash

Yes this is all true, ask pam.

[Pamela]

LMAO....It is a true story too. Flea was laughing til he cried.

[SilverTears]

Pam should show you my l33t drawing of her in the toilet.

[Blue]

wowrolleyes:
man pam, you do some pretty odd stuff

[Mathalamus]

odd and sick stuff

[Venom]

and here i thought i knew some crasy people >.>

[Pamela]

Dude It isn't my fault I fall in! In the dark I do not notice the lids up....and when I sit down my little butt goes right into the water.Remember...girls HAVE to sit down...standing is not an option!

[wm_hunter]

Dude It isn't my fault I fall in! In the dark I do not notice the lids up....and when I sit down my little butt goes right into the water.Remember...girls HAVE to sit down...standing is not an option!

Standing is an option... just not the most clean one.

[Pamela]

Oh man WM ...I just had a visual on that comment...I suppose I could piss standing...I am certain I would not be able to control the direction. So messy is a very astute call on your part. :p

[fleaflickerx]

Yes as pam has said in various other threads, there are convos that are not posted up, when you become staff its more than moderating a forum, trust me. =)

[Pamela]

True that..we talk about everything under the sun. Grave and Fuggy are just hilarious.
I have some priceless convos I have not posted. I get asked everything you can think of.I always answer in an honest way,whether it is about where to buy a dildo,to my theories on the solar system and stars. Freaking Fuggy googled me and found where I live,and I explained all the structures he was seeing. They love going on voice with me because I laugh so much and just come off the wall with funny stuff.
Flea is convinced I have several types of laughter,and strives to get me to use them.

[fleaflickerx]

I swear on my life its true, there are 2 distinct ones and one less distinct one ill have to talk to you later I can chart them, then post about it.

[Blue]

where does my mother live? devilish:

[fleaflickerx]

florida

[Pamela]

Yah I am in Florida...very south Florida...in a scary place....I am surrounded by really old people.(you guys thought I was old) These are 80+...and forgot how to drive.
Hell I am afraid to drive down the road to 7-11. I always check to see if my hospital card is handy....and saddly my organ doners card.

[Fuggle]

I managed to figure out Pam's home address and looked it up on Google Earth, she like lives inside an airport.
Also, I'll be willing to sell it to those if you offer me well enough.

[Pamela]

I managed to figure out Pam's home address and looked it up on Google Earth, she like lives inside an airport.
Also, I'll be willing to sell it to those if you offer me well enough.

DAMN YOU FUGGY! LMAO...I almost fell off the chair laughing. You goofass bitch!

Yes he is correct I live inside an airport. Planes commonly taxi down the road in front of my house to get to the take off runway.

[fleaflickerx]

holy shit, ROFL your street is a run way, what else is next?

[Mathalamus]

i duno, a plane crashs right on top of pam?

i hope that doesnt happen

[Pamela]

It is not uncommon to be awakened at 6 A.M.EST by a neighbor cranking up their plane to go fly.They sometimes knock over the garbage cans on Thursdays when they go by. Hell the stops signs in my neighborhood are about a foot tall. This is for wing clearance. The rules here are *Planes have the right of way*...and so you pull over and let them pass. The simple reason is that planes can not back up....and the first time I was head to head with one was hilarious.I sat thinking to myself *big plane...propeller running...ok you win* I backed into a driveway,and then learned the rules.