Damn Texans!

[Pamela]

Texans in Heaven...

[SIZE=3]Gabriel came to the Lord and said,
"I have to talk to you.
We have some Texans up here who are
causing problems.
They're swinging on the pearly gates,
my horn is missing, and they are wearing
T-shirts instead of robes; there's barbecue sauce
and picante sauce everywhere, especially
all over their T-shirts; their dogs are riding
in the chariots, and chasing the sheep;
they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy
hats instead of their halos.
They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven
clean, and their boots are marking and
scratching up the halls of wisdom.
There are watermelon seeds and pig feet
bones all over the place.
Some of them are walking around with just
one wing; they refuse to walk and insist on
bringing their horses with them."

The Lord sighed, "Texans are Texans,
Gabriel.
Heaven is Home to all my children.
If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone,
"Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."
The Devil returned to the phone,
"O.K., I'm back.
What can I do for you?"

Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what
kind of problems you're
having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again.
I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned
to the phone and said, "I'm back.
Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are
you having down there?

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....
Hold on."
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said,
"I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.
Those damn Texans have put out the fire
and are trying to install air conditioning!"

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[Ares]

lol
this is great

[Phallock]

Nice!

[Money$hot]

I tried to Spam URLs. I am completely retarded. People like me should know better than to try and Troll these forums. I should be tared, feathered, and beaten with the moron stick. I am utterly incompetent.

He means he laughed,and we fixed his sig so he can actually post. ~Pamela