My Bar

[Venom]

*checks in on the bar*
... zero is sooo cleaning is up
*head back outside for a nice breath of fresh air*

[Z3R0]

Erm....I'm not cleaning a single thing. -_-

*throws a rack of spare ribs on the grill*

[Neebs]

*Neebs with a noodle still hanging from his ear, opens a cupboard door above Bluebleeder and drops a packet of flour on his head
*In the cloud of white flour, Neebs disappears back into the maze of cupboards and looks for the squirty cream

[Pamela]

*Noting that the BBQ is going,Pamela,and having glances at Neebs ,briefly,sporting noodles on his ears.Pamela grabs a can of whipped cream,and does a drive by ~spraying~ of any in range!*
*Looking at Bluebleeder,she bursts into a fit of giggles,and tries to make it to the door,and shakes tatertots,and noodles from her hair.*

[kitten_klyd]

~Walks into the bar and meows at pamela.~ ^.^

[JZXL]

*wonders wtf is going on*
"meh, i can't be arsed to figure this out"
*gets a chair and sits down on it*
*falls asleep in the chair*

[kitten_klyd]

~eats the leg of the chair and jzxl falls over~

[JZXL]

*wakes up on the floor slightly pissed off*
*sees kitten munching on the chair and slaps her*
"hey! i was sleeping!"
*gets a glass of orange juice and swigs it and then throws the glass away*

[kitten_klyd]

~is a dude~
-.-
~slap is dodged~

[JZXL]

"meh, so hard to tell since you look kinda girlish"
*gives kitten a firm kick up the backside sending kitten into the wall*

[kitten_klyd]

~opens mouth and wall is devoured, leaving a kitten-shaped hole in the wall~ =x

[JZXL]

*gets out the shotgun, loads and ****s it*
"here kitty kitty, i have a nice toy for you to play with"
*slowly wanders round vigilant, hoping to get a shot in*

[kitten_klyd]

~a shadow, creeps along the walls, moving quickly as if in some horror movie.~

[Pamela]

OOC:Lmao,It is a food fight and now,seemingly, a kitten hunt!
*Grabs some raviolli and hurls it at JZXL*
*Ducks and runs,avoiding the mean shotgun*

[JZXL]

"come out, come out wherever you are"
*switches on a flashlight and attaches it to the shotgun*
"come on, i'm not going to hurt you... ...MUCH!"
*feels something hit his head*
"stay out of this, it's between me and the kitten!"

[kitten_klyd]

~A shadow creeps up behind him and looms over his head~

~wasn't behind JZXL, but is now, he would open his mouth and eat JZXL's right leg~

[JZXL]

*swivels round suddenly getting a feeling that he's being followed and knocks kitten to the side with the shotgun without realising*
"damn, why is kitten hunting such a pain??"

[kitten_klyd]

~gets up and quickly devours the rest of JZXL then burps and runs over to pamela~

[JZXL]

*swirls around in another conciousness before being resurrected by someone from the shadows*
*body rematerializes in the bar*
"aah, screw this, i can't be arsed to carry on the kitten hunt"
*opens a bottle of coke and starts drinking it before calling kitten over*
"shall we call a truce?"

[kitten_klyd]

sure. but only if you buy me a coke too.