Talking to a drunk

[Pamela]

Prophet says:
o didmt sttsc; u
Prophet says:
djoy
Prophet says:
djou
Prophet says:
dhit
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
3 strikes and you are out slugger
Prophet says:
forgey me
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
when you make sense I will forgey you
Prophet says:
forgetme
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
sounds like an interesting new sport
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
I am regretfully obligated to inform you ,this action,of which you speak,is not possible at this time...please make request that I can help you with
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
Ok Nathan ...for the record...save this conversation
Prophet says:
>.<
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
secondly I am drunk off my ass and still thinking
Prophet says:
drunk pam
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
yes she is a tad
Fiercefairy...FFXI addict!!~scratches arm absently~ says:
you are WAY out in left field...we suspect you jumped the fence and caught a bus
Prophet says:
lol

[Metalhead Steve]

3 Drinks... To drunk to type. 6 Drinks... To drunk to stand. 9 Drinks... To drunk to ****. Being on the computer drunk... Priceless.

[Mathalamus]

haha i can make more sense when i am drunk...if i am

[Pamela]

Huh? That post alone made little sense>.<,,,You do not drink.

What is even more funny is him calling while drunk and just trying to understand him.
I end up just laughing until I hear him snore then I hang up.

[Mathalamus]

haha i do not drink but i do get rahter large sips of strong beer.

[Pamela]

His typing and general mental capacity go to hell in a handbasket when he is drunk. I can still think when drunk...I really can...I just get clumsy as hell and have missed the computer chair before,after going to the bathroom.