My Bar

[Zerobanshee]

*slowly wakes up from his exaustion, and notices that he's covered in whipped cream*
*spots a clean mug nearby, and sees a pot of fresh coffee*
*Pours himself a cup, adds the cream from his trenchcoat, and drinks heartily. After finishing his cup, he lays a handful of coins on the counter near the register*
"That should pay for the cup"

[Pamela]

OOC: Guys I am going to be gone for a few weeks to help my sister IRL,so yall be good and take care of the place while I am away..*group hugs*

[FrogMan]

*Froggy wishes Pamela goodbye*
*Cleans all the booze up in a hope some people will sober and start to make some sense in here"

[Blue]

*tells pamela to have fun* "Have fun Pamela!"
*sweeps the floor and then starts selling hotdogs from a vendor stand.*
*whispers to Frog* "My meat is bigger than yours"

[Zerobanshee]

*begins cleaning the bar around him absentmindedly, overhearing the comment BlueBleeder had. Grinning madly, he sticks his hand through the zipper-hole of his leggings, and turns to BlueBleeder, and requests a hand shake.*
"Hello, I'm Ruin. Lets shake"
*suddenly remembers to tell Pamela to have fun.* "Have fun. Don't do anything we would."

[kitten_klyd]

OOC: i may just be a wet cat, but its my job to keep blue in line. YOU NEED ME. lol

IC: ~sneaks out of the bath and goes downstairs, then shakes himself off, soaking the bar in warm soapy water. When the soap clears the bar is sparkling.~

~"THERE YA GO VENOM!"~

[Blue]

OC, I need you? How? Lol
IC, *walks over to the cat and slips on the water, accidently sliding into the bar and making a huge whole in it.
"Whoops, I'll get this fixed up in a jiffy"
*Starts chanting to repair the bar, but it comes back all out of place*

[kitten_klyd]

~uses his telepathy to put everything back in place then grins at blue and says "yea. you need me."~

[Blue]

*Blushes* :o
"I guess so"

[kitten_klyd]

~laughs heartily then sips his beer~

[FrogMan]

*I wipe out my fillet next to bluebleeder*
*and whisper even if your is possibley bigger you just cant beat 'A' grade meat*
*looks at kitten trying to use telepathy to move a table, and say to myself she has had to much to drink*

[kitten_klyd]

OOC: ahem... IMA DUDE YOU SHIIT -.-

[Blue]

*Lifts up a leg on the kitten*
"Are you sure you're male..."
"I mean, I can't see it"

[kitten_klyd]

~rips blue's leg off and shoves it up his ass~

[Tap]

Omfg. so like...this is the real spam section....

" As tap slowly figures out a way to sneak into your House late and night and smother you with your pillow"

[Pamela]

OOC:Good grief!!I hesitated to check in here,and I was right! Ruin is unzipping and shaking with his third leg,my cat is drinking beer and being examined by my son for male anatomy,then comparing meat size and quality with my future love interest.....
Venom must be hiding in the office at this point.If I am reading correctly my son has had his leg shoved up his ass...(nicely done kitten,I was ROFLOL reading all this)

IC:

*Pamela had drifted into a light slumber, waters swirling gently with the rise and fall of her chest as she breaths*
*As the water cools,she is drawn into wakefulness,thoughts of days gone by flutter through her memory,as fragile as snowflakes,drifting lazily in a winters wind*

*Slow to surrender to the demands of her station in the Bar,she,nevertheless,rises to fetch a cotton towel,and busily begins the task of drying herself*
*Her dark eyes glance casually about the room to notice fresh attire has been placed upon the bed for her*
*With a wry grin,thoughts of the food fight and play from earlier,cause her to laugh softlyand shake her head*

*Wrapping her long hair briskly in the towel,Pamela dresses,doning her dagger,waist kirttle and amulet,then slipping on her well worn soft leather boots*

*Slightly impatient with her mass of hair,she combs the tangles from it ,then braids it into one length,binding it with a leather strip.This done she flips it absently over her shoulder*

*With curiosity,she wonders what all are doing below,and into what mischief her son and cat may be up to*
*This does not keep her thoughts occupied overly long,as she keeps pondering,the attributes,of certain new patrons.Never being one to pass up a challenge,one in particular has piqued her interest,and she considers how to proceed in this.Wanting both to find answers,as well as satisfy curiosity*

*Pamela descends the stairs and smiles*

[Blue]

*Reattaches his leg*
"The next time you do this it will cost you an arm and a leg"
"Uh... pun intended..."

[FrogMan]

*with one eye open tries to read pamela's comments*
*thinks arggh it can't be done*
*detaches blues legs and puts it through a meat-grinder*

[kitten_klyd]

~laughs at blue.~

~having seen pam here, he would jump down from his table and hide hoping she didn't see him~

[Blue]

*Buys a new leg on ebay and molds it so it's my own again*
*Takes Frogs arm and slaps him with it*
"Bitch Slap!"
*Glues his other hand shut*
"Alright go pick it up"
*Throws his arm in hot water.*