My Bar

[Screamthoughts]

"Being a smart ass is the way to my heart........now then go get the dame beer or the duck gets it!"*Pulls out dubbed bladed dagger and holds it to it's rubber little neck* Now lets see how fast you move my dear." *mocking his bow*jester:

[Zerobanshee]

"alright, my royal queen, i'll do as you wish" *runs like the million dollar man towards the pantry. reaching the pantry, he starts grabbing random beer bottles, tossing them over to screamthought*
"look out, here they come!"

[Screamthoughts]

"Don't throw them thats what the dolly is for you stack the cases and wheel them in to me not throw" *Catches random beers * "You sure my bowling ball doesn't have a higher I.Q than you?"

[Zerobanshee]

"what? the boring way?ugh" *he grabs the dolly, and stacks the beer cases onto it. pushing the dolly, he begins to drag strip down the hall, and jumps onto the dolly, riding it towards the bar*
"Gigantor, the beer is here!"

[Screamthoughts]

Thank you no I have some thing for you.....*Grabs empty bottle and knocks Ruin in the head* "Thats for throwing bottles of beer at me and this is to make it feel better"....*Tippy toeing to reach his head and kisses the spot where the bottle hit him*
"Now then ,do you feel better?"

[Zerobanshee]

"wha...?" *he stumbles around for a moment, then shakes his head, as if to clear his confusion*
"Why, yes, my queen. That helps, but, to make sure you don't do that again..." *prys bottle from her hands*

[Screamthoughts]

Oh but it's ok for you to throw bananas at me then FULL beer bottles. Just look at it this way, that my dear was a love tap.* stock's beer in to the cooler* "GO GET THAT DAME ELEPHANT, or no rubber ducky time for you tonight!devilish:

[Zerobanshee]

"what? no way in hell are you limiting my acess to my rubber duckey! he and i have a bond only a duck can know!" *begins to help her stock the booze he brought in*
"speaking of which, where is my favorite drink...?" *begins searching throughout the bottles, and brings up a bottle with a brown liquid on it, and a cow on the label* "here is my chocolate milk!"

[Screamthoughts]

"Thats not chocolate milk, that the cats wast! We have to recycle it now. Don't ask why just don't drink it."

[Zerobanshee]

wha...? dame it!
*absentmindedly throws the bottle out the window, which hits a nearby goblin, which curses. Leaping into the window, the goblin draws out a scimitar and leaps at Ruin*

[Screamthoughts]

You need anger management, your always throwing things and you only hit what your aimed at half the time. The grill should be ready by now.

[Blue]

*Regenerates*
*Gets up, slaps Frogman in the back of the head and sits down next to him*
"So how are you doing today?"
"And look at all this spam, ooooo"

[Zerobanshee]

*beats back the goblin, and bodily throws the beast at BlueBleeder* "hey buddy! Heads up!"

[Blue]

*Teleports the Goblin to "Tim Buk Tu"

[Zerobanshee]

"darn it. I thought your green card was expired, thus forcing your teleportation powers to be put on hold." Ruin walks back to the bar, and pours himself a cup of coffee. placing the money on the bar, he begins to add sugar, chocolate powder, cream, and milk to his coffee. "Screamthought, no offence, but you are horrible at making coffee."

[Screamthoughts]

" Well you think you can do better than have at it." * throws towel at Ruin and walks out from behind the bar, sets down next to Ruin and looks at her ring..."So you think you hand handle me? Boy are you in for one hell of a ride, Go mix up a Bloody Mary."

[Zerobanshee]

ruin takes the towel from his shoulder, and mops up the coffee he spilt due to scream throwing the towel at him. He fixes the bloody mary, and as he walks over to scream, he turns on his heel, spins, and throws the drink from the glass into her chest, drenching her in the drink. "oh, did i ever tell you im not a big fan of bloody marys?" he laughs

[Screamthoughts]

* grabs bar stool and slams it over Ruin's head* "Just a love tap my dear. If you wanted a wet t-shirt contest all you had to do was ask sugar." Offers hand out to help him up " looks like your going to need a big band aid, I'll get it" *Turns to get the first aid kit and slips in Ruins green ooze*

[Blue]

*Remembers the days of Alpone*
*mutters to himself* "Probably too busy taking care of his baby"

[Zerobanshee]

*dimly laughs at scream for slipping in the goo, then manages to his feet. Swaying from the head wound, he pulls Scream to her feet.* "alright, scream. the fun has been done." *he then stumbles into the bar, and mutters "the flying monkey broken my zipper" before crashing back into the floor.*