Hilarious Quotes

[Zerobanshee]

This is a thread destined for funny posts you've seen throughout the site, or from another source, if you think its funny enough. If you can, please try to keep the quote to the part you think is funny.
here's mine:
From Guide To Identifying a Noob:
You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

[Nex]

Definitely one if my favorites.

Thread: Xbox360 Vs PS3

(LOL LETS PLAY TENNIS WITH THE FAMILY)

When i first read this is was seriously laughing so hard, i even gave him a pm to tell him how funny i tohught it was.

[Pamela]

Reader's Digest: All in a Day's Work.
Corporate Managers are alway a good source of memorable quotes.
Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top.
1. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.It should be used ONLY for company business."

2. "We know that comunication is a problem,but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."

3. "What I need is a list of SPECIFIC,unknown problems we will encounter."

[Zerobanshee]

I laughed my ass off when i found this one.

Thread: To All "Returners"{sp?]

Then tough ****."

[FraterPerdurabo]

Go to Search -> Find User -> Baseball4lyfe (or something like that).

Everything that the guy ever posted before he got banned. Man, I was in tears.

edit: Reflecting a little on it myself ;D
http://www.blizzsector.co/search.php?searchid=274472

What a genuine cretin. He should take a trip to the clown school, that's some serious talent right there.

edit:

blood gtfo outof here and go beastualiy ur omm u ****ing retarted wanna c sum ****ing l33t shit here we go@@@_@@@@_@__ **** YA letsger rdy ro rumble bitch.




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L33t W5y ☺So azN u niggggggggggER "Z FGFGFG LEET rihgt here nmuther ****ers go suck on a ****s ***** u fagit go eat sum **** u ****** go get laid k hanks pwntified east sucks retard ezPK GFG 2-0 ur ass 1 2 3 GFG. EZPK!!



Diablo 2 Us WeSt: Acct: NiCk. msg 4 me 1v1 i pwnt any1 on this game ****ing nub's GFG ezpk245k1259023j5982[5h2985[8h23 <--Le33t.

Ohahahah lmfao xD

[Zerobanshee]

ROFLMAO! Thats freakin hilarious! If i remember correctly it wa kurups{sp?} who said baseball4lyfe typed like a "loudfaced, retarted baby with terets". I'll find the post when i'll search for it.

[Nex]

Go to Search -> Find User -> Baseball4lyfe (or something like that).

Everything that the guy ever posted before he got banned. Man, I was in tears.

edit: Reflecting a little on it myself ;D
http://www.blizzsector.co/search.php?searchid=274472

What a genuine cretin. He should take a trip to the clown school, that's some serious talent right there.

edit:
Ohahahah lmfao xD

LOL! It's funny because its directed at Blood, god he was a tight ass, but you get use to him and he is alright. He probably deserving that ear bashing off Baseball.

[fleaflickerx]

Wheres the one thats pam asking if ram is a male sheep?

[Obfuscate]

Wheres the one thats pam asking if ram is a male sheep?

This one you mean : http://www.blizzsector.co/398290-post11.html

Can you guys stop speaking Greek? I always thought a Ram was a male sheep.WTF is a motherboard? Buy a stick?....Please do not ever take me to a computer store....as I will likely leave with a calculator.

[Zerobanshee]

Ha, found it. This was so freaking funny, i had to march around with it in my sig. In fact, I'll probably continue that tradition of mine.
Thread:Take Your Best Shot!!! {page 2}

I think Rafael is Baseball4life coming back for more. They both have the same typing style (Drunken baby with Down Syndrome) and extreme temper tantrums.

[BrioCloud]

Go to Search -> Find User -> Baseball4lyfe (or something like that).

Everything that the guy ever posted before he got banned. Man, I was in tears.

edit: Reflecting a little on it myself ;D
http://www.blizzsector.co/search.php?searchid=274472

What a genuine cretin. He should take a trip to the clown school, that's some serious talent right there.

edit:
Ohahahah lmfao xD

Lol. He sounds funny. The link doesn't seem to work though. Let me find him myself.

[Zerobanshee]

...wow...i'm not even gonna comment on Baseball's stupidity in those threads. Ive read two of them, and just seeing all the 1337 made my brain hurt. {prob cause i was laughing so hard}. what was his problem with blood, anyways? he seemed a nice guy when i started {i think he was close to retiring [sp?]}, so what got all the jioiofi34343edfdjb@@@@ hsi5tw started? {i can't 1337 talk to save my life, whenever i need to, i just slap my hands into the keyboard a couple of times}

[FraterPerdurabo]

Testing new sig.

[Zerobanshee]

Here's a couple more that ive found while being bored.
Thread: I Think Some Have Missed This

Where I come from, flames just a game.

Ok, that's the worst line I've ever heard. /slap

[bigdeath]

Aemaeth --- I'm a ****ing flaming homosex ass loving queerbanger, Please, use my sexuality as an insult more, it only fuels the assbangery.

This one had me laughing for like 2 hours. I know which one hes gonna dig up already, after he sees this anyways lol.

[Zerobanshee]

Oh! Oh! I found another! It was posted less than an hour ago, to me, as a matter of fact. I'm still laughing about it.
Thread:The Worst Movie You've Seen

actually, the correct quote is "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

you stupid ****ing inbred disney movie 3rd world wannabe DNA disgraced putrid sub-human abomination of a ****tard

What I don't get is when and how this guy got a beef for me. Lol. I don't think I said anything offensive or wrong to this guy.confused:

[Screamthoughts]

This one had me laughing for like 2 hours. I know which one hes gonna dig up already, after he sees this anyways lol.

I have to say that was a good one, had me giggling for two days.laugh:

[Zerobanshee]

But some times you just get an itch and you have to scratch it or the world is going to end.

When I read this it made me laugh so hard that I had begun to hyperventalate