That stupid derailed thread.

[Z3R0]

Some random dude is trippin on acid somewhere thinking about Dolphins controlling the world just like this when he uses stumble upon and comes right on this thread. Shits himself on the spot. I know it.

That would be really odd, but at the same time, really funny.

[Aemaeth]

Some random dude is trippin on acid somewhere thinking about Dolphins controlling the world just like this when he uses stumble upon and comes right on this thread. Shits himself on the spot. I know it.

IT'S ALL REAL!
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[Pamela]

The whole point of mind control is to get others to do what they normally wouldn't and actually think it is the right thing to do. My question is how do we KNOW what dolphins think ,in order to use them subversively? I think Fuggy's side job is training dolphins and having aquine sexual relations with them to ensure their enslavement.

[Z3R0]

IT'S ALL REAL!
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ZOMFG, it is?!?!?!?

[Ragnarhox]

The whole point of mind control is to get others to do what they normally wouldn't and actually think it is the right thing to do. My question is how do we KNOW what dolphins think ,in order to use them subversively? I think Fuggy's side job is training dolphins and having aquine sexual relations with them to ensure their enslavement.

I'd like pictures or maybe some video to....for conformation. Yeah, that's it...

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

(walks in, Looks around, and backs away slowly)

I don't wanna know...

[Screamthoughts]

What in the world are you all on.....because I want two! Mind control! This is going to get good.

[bigdeath]

This train has completely derailed.

[SpoonMan999]

That's ok, the point of this thread was dumb anyway.

I saw some dolphin propaganda today..."Flipper" it was called. They're trying to make themselves seem innocent and loving. Well, here's a message to the dolphins...

I'M ON TO YOU

[Z3R0]

Spoon, get off Flipper, he doesn't like it when you touch him there.

[Pamela]

Flipper was just a ploy a PLOT to make us see them as saviors!! Sure he helped them a LOT...but was transmitting secret code ALL ALONG back to Triton the RULER of the oceans!!!

Laughing all the while at our ineptitude being land-locked inferier mamals!!!
To top it all off...Flipper was really only a porpoise!!

[Z3R0]

Yeah, and when the world is about to end, those assholes aren't even going to tell us. They're just going to say, "So long and thanks for all the fish" and fly away.

[Aemaeth]

I'll use my evil satan worshipping powers and end the dolphin race, but i need help, c'mon, sacrifices are needed, I NEED BLOOD!

[Z3R0]

But their blood is acridic!

[Aemaeth]

I'm not talking about dolphin blood.
Human blood!

[Fuggle]

Lol, I forgot what they were saying on The Daily Show, but it was about someone getting raped by dolphins. Their power is growing.

[Screamthoughts]

I'm not talking about dolphin blood.
Human blood!

Can I offer up my boyfriends ex girlfriend she worthless other than her blood? lol

[Obfuscate]

All this talk about dolphins has me wondering if some sad soul wrote beasteality fanfics involving Flipper and company.

~seeks to derail converstaion further into the world of debauchery~


Scream: Virgins are best. Worthless penny whores only serve to inflame Satans fury.

[Screamthoughts]

^ That would be sad but funny to think someone putting that much time in to something like that.

[The Mob]

dolphin sex... eh. lets just say there is some interesting stuff about it on wiki.. blank: