My Bar

[SpoonMan999]

*With his super bum instincts pockets the money while still sleeping and put out a new sign:
"Pam, do I still get free drinks for life?"*

[splintercell]

*sleeps in his chair until pam returns with his drink and pizza*

[JZXL]

"hey pam, do the privelidges i gave to elterion and spoon still apply?" *orders a bottle of bud* "and can i still help the bar stay clean?" *drinks his bud and stands up* "who wants to have a drink on me?" *sits back down and has some more bud*

[Karant]

*"ooooh ooooh I wanna drink!" I shout as I stand back up and walked towards JZXL, "So whats up buddy?" I ask as i lite my joint. lol

[JZXL]

ill pay for 1 drink per person so you can't abuse this offer

[Pamela]

"hey pam, do the privelidges i gave to elterion and spoon still apply?" *orders a bottle of bud* "and can i still help the bar stay clean?" *drinks his bud and stands up* "who wants to have a drink on me?" *sits back down and has some more bud*

Yes they do!!!...Clean up my *** you co-own this joint with me!! We need INVENTORY!
So you get to make sure the booze doesnt run out!...
*Walks quickly from table to table serving all the pizza and drinks that were ordered*
*Does a scan of the room to see if anyone needs her......opens up the room in the rear with the Pinbal machines and pool tables........Makes fresh Popcorn and sets an enormous bowl on the bar*


*Walks around the bar and collects empty glasses and bottles as well as plates once containing Pizza*

Allright!!

[Nubli]

*Remembers a few months ago that Pamela has an oven in her living room, which is why she loves pizza!*

*goes back to her house for some pizza, only to be thrown in the damn oven again!!*

[jedimaster86]

*spots a star wars themed pinball table and rushes over to play, but finds that he only has bills so rushes over to pam to break a dollar*

[Nubli]

*sits inside of the oven burning... Pam opens up and sprinkles more cheese on me, and closes the door quickly*

*I watch as jedi gets quarters for the pinball machine. I scream helplessly but he doesnt like pizza. Damn vegetarians!! *

[jedimaster86]

*turns to nubli and pulls out a throwing axe and chucks it, aiming right next to him, and as axe almost hits him shouts "i am no damn vegetarian!"* *smells arousing aroma scent of pepperoni pizza and gets some, then goes back to his game*

[JZXL]

*orders 100 years worth of booze from the brewery to make sure they don't run out and sips on his bud* "that should keep you stocked up pam" *wakes spoon up and gives him a bottle of tequila* "there ya go spoon, if you want anymore, just ask me or pam" *gets out his laptop and starts playing it at the bar*

[Nubli]

*the axe lands right under me and turns red hot for extra speed heating of my ****

*who wants seconds?*

[SpoonMan999]

*chugs Tequilla and falls nack asleep*

[splintercell]

*laughs at the bum sppon over there and pigs out on his great pizza Pam made*

[laMe]

*"I want some pizza, I didnt get any "*

[jedimaster86]

*makes a paper airplane and puts pizza money in it, then chucks it at heyman* *finishes with pinball game, so orders a sprite remix and another slice of pepperoni pizza and finds a seat to take a little nap*

[JZXL]

*hears a loud "THUD, THUD, THUD" sound from the shop next to the bar* "ill be right back..." *goes round to the shop and all of the residents of the bar hear loud screaming* *walks back in* "that'll teach them to play their music so loud next time!" *puts his laptop away* "right, im going to have a nap now" *hides his laptop and falls asleep*

[Pamela]

*Pam checks the oven to see if Nubli...er...*pizza* is ready ~grinning~.......pulls him out of her oven...er...~*livingroom*~.....and watches him try to struggle off the table as she approaches him holding a sharpened cleaver*

Just hold still...this wont hurt..MUCH!!.......
jedimaster86 I got your change buddy!...

JZXL...Way to go !!! *Cheers*...doing a fine job!~winks~....looks at Nubli...er..pizza.....yall ready for some?

[JZXL]

*wakes up* "oh sorry pam, i didn't catch what you said" *Slaps himself to wake himself up properly* "or did i? im not quote sure" *sips on a bud* "aah yes, now i can remember, it was no problem helping you pam"

[laMe]

*takes a bite of the 'pizza'*
*"Hmmm pam whats in this its delicous!"*
*fills himself up with 'pizza'*