My Bar

[splintercell]

Chocolate milk is great lol.. Soft drinks win tho...

[deathknight 55]

*i walk in and want to enter the dart tournament

[elterion]

Hah, I don't have to enter no damn contest. I got free drinks for life. thx JZ.

[defaultstring2]

*tries to mooch drink off elterion*

[deathknight 55]

i dont care about your free drinks *punch *punch whatcha gunna do now

[defaultstring2]

imma gonna pull out my switchblade and shank you between your 5th and 6th rib *shanks deathknight 55* *wipes bloddy blade on his shirt and orders a vodka gimlet*

[deathknight 55]

i get up yell nuthing but a flesh wound and shove my boot up your a** so far you could smell the rubber

*defaultstring2 yells how did u know i liked that*

[splintercell]

*watches the attack and laughs* *knives are for pussies*

[deathknight 55]

i uesd a boot

[defaultstring2]

too bad my rectum is packed with shards of glass and your leg is instantly ripped to shreads. * offers deathknight 55 a consolation drink for being a good sport*

[deathknight 55]

*takes the drink and my shreaded leg back to my table* ill be allright next time little man.

ps. why did u have glass in your a**

[liQuid_sNake]

*walk in and takes a shot of whiskey and jumps out the window!* *come back the next day* some guys asks how i jumped otu the window of 5 story buuilding and survived**i said take a shot of whiskey and it's all right**he takes a shot of whiskey jumps out the window**bartender(pam) says superman ur so mean when ur drunk*

[defaultstring2]

to prevent "it" from ever happening again
*buys everyone a round of drinks and puts "smoke on the water" on the jukebok*

[liQuid_sNake]

juss to let you know the guy who jumped otu the window died

[deathknight 55]

*walks out the door with drinks in hand *tells the bartender(pam) ill be back (in a big stong voice) beware

[defaultstring2]

OMG SOMEONE DIED!!!!
*stops laughing and orders another drink*

[deathknight 55]

*next day i walk back in and i have a peg leg to replace the sheades of flesh hanging off my body *i walk over to defaltstring2 and asks if hes interested in another fight

[splintercell]

Death is soo funny when it's because of stupidity.

[defaultstring2]

*ok*
*ready when you are*







****in cripple*

[deathknight 55]

*shoves peg leg up defaltstring2's a** the shards of glass have no affect on it it just makes them go deeper into the a** of defalstring2