My Bar

[.hack//virus]

*still siting in the hot tub, on his 99th moca-frapa thingy*
*decides to drink 1 more moca...*
*time appears to stand still as .hack stands up in normal speed*
*walks over to the bar witch is black with soot and poors himself a glass of moonshine*
*accedently drops it on a pile of smoldering coles igniting the bar 4 the 10th time*
*casually walks over to every 1 and carrys them out of the building*
*as every 1 lays in a pile out side spoonman seis "I think we where just saved by a masterous black blur." then fall back to sleep after eating the pile of ppl*