10-07-2004, 07:26 AM
I made this thread so that you can post your hilarious DnD experiences. Here is one of my own:
DM: You walk out into the middle of the field and you spot a gazebo
Player: Is it awake?
DM: It's a gazebo.
Player: But is it awake?
DM: (slightly irritated) It's a gazebo!
Player: I fire an arrow at it...what happens.
DM: Nothing it's a GAZEBO!
Player: I fire another arrow at it...does anything happen?
DM: GOD DAMMIT MAN IT'S A F***ING GAZEBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: Okay, I walk away.
DM: Too late, it wakes up and eats you.
(The group later explained to the player what a gazebo was)
DM: You walk out into the middle of the field and you spot a gazebo
Player: Is it awake?
DM: It's a gazebo.
Player: But is it awake?
DM: (slightly irritated) It's a gazebo!
Player: I fire an arrow at it...what happens.
DM: Nothing it's a GAZEBO!
Player: I fire another arrow at it...does anything happen?
DM: GOD DAMMIT MAN IT'S A F***ING GAZEBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player: Okay, I walk away.
DM: Too late, it wakes up and eats you.
(The group later explained to the player what a gazebo was)