Political Correctness?

[Pamela]

This Is just TOO funny! :p

TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN TALKING ABOUT WOMEN:


1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.



2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.



3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.



4. She is not DUMB -She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION

SUPERHIGHWAY.



5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.



6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.



7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY

INCONVENIENCED.



8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.



9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.



10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.



11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY

SUPERIOR.



12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.







TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN TALKING ABOUT MEN:





1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN

STORAGE FACILITY.



2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.



3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE

DESTINATIONS.



4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.



5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY

DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.



6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY

HORIZONTAL.



7 . He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.



8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.



9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.



10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.