Weight loss program

[Warslut]

Maybe heard this one, I've heard a long time ago before.

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. As he

wondered how the

heck

he would do it, he comes across an ad in the newspaper

>for a GUARANTEED

WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thinks

to himself.



But desperate, he calls them and subscribes to the

3-day/10 pound weight loss program.



The next day there's a knock at his door, and there

stands a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young woman

dressed in

nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign

>around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight

loss company. The sign says, "If you can catch me,

you can have me!"



Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few

miles later,

huffing and puffing, he finally catches and has his way

with her.

After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to

himself, "I

like the way this company does business!"



The same girl shows up for the next two days and the

same thing happens.



On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted

to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound

program. The next day there's a knock at the door and

there stands the most stunning, sexy woman he has ever

seen in his life, wearing nothing but

Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that

says, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the

door like a shot. This girl is in excellent

shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when

he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.



For the next four days, the same routine happens and

much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs

himself and finds he has lost another 20 lbs. as

promised.



He decides to go for broke and calls the company to

order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the

phone,"this is our most rigorous program."



"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in

years."



The next day there's a knock at the door and when he

opens it, he finds a muscular guy standing there

wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign

around his neck that reads,......"If I catch you,

you're mine."