The I.R.S !!!

[Pamela]

Subject: I.R.S. ,, or,"WHAT GOES AROUND, ,,COMES AROUND " !!


The IRS sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor was doing all the

checks and then turned to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a

lot

of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when

we have enough,

we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send

us a free box of

candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question actually had a

practical answer.

So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way. "Rabbi, what about all

these matzo purchases?

What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "We actually collect up all the

crumbs from the matzo and

when we have enough,

we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then,

they send us a free box

of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from

the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is

save up all the foreskins ,,,

and when we have enough we actually send them to the I.R.S." !!

" the I.R.S. ?? ",, questioned the auditor in disbelief !!
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, " I.R.S. ,,, and about once a year,

they send us a little ***** like you" !!!




Waste not ,& want not !!!



I just thought I would share the giggles!