03-25-2005, 07:17 PM
A pigeon lands on your solar panel, this pigeon had been eating very well the past few days and had decided to relieve himself on the solar panel. Little did anyone know the pigeon had been eating a high-salt diet and had extremely conductive urine.
The urine trickled down the solar panel, and into the wiring box. The moment the urine made contact with the copper points of the connections sparks began to sputter and spew forth from your roof, The pigeon becoming scared took flight into the sky. While you were walking home you noticed a startled pigeon above you squacking madly, Mesmerized by the strange sight you did not see the ninja lurking in the hedgerow infront of you.
Without warning the ninja strikes, a flurry of fists is all that can be seen as the dark clad figure jumps about you sending your body into agony while screaming such things as..
"3 fingered Monkey knuckle"
The ninja finally lets up as he notices a rather odd looking ice cream truck come barreling down the street towards you both. The ice cream truck makes and abrupt stop and ten body armour clad S.W.A.T. members pour out of it, guns at the ready.
"Stop harassing the ninja or we will shoot!'
You look at them bewildered, had the ninja not been harassing you? The look of puzzlement on your face draws the ire of a particularly nasty S.W.A.T. member named Earl who had recently found that his wife had been cheating on him.
Without warning Earl charges forward his rifle in hand, you brace yourself expecting to get shot..but nothing happens. You slowly open your eyes to see Earl standing above you grinning menacingly.
All you remember next is the sickening crunch of the butt of Earls rifle coming into contact with the bridge of your nose..and then it all goes black.
You wake up on an operating table in a pristine white room, the light around you is almost blinding as you squint to try and make out your surroundings. A man dressed in a white biohazard suit walks in and grins at you through the translucent plastic of his face mask.
"You will make a fine lab rat, yes you will"
The man lunges a needle into your arm and everything once again goes black, you think to yourself as you fade into the blackness..
"If only I had given dL.Priest some points.."
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
The urine trickled down the solar panel, and into the wiring box. The moment the urine made contact with the copper points of the connections sparks began to sputter and spew forth from your roof, The pigeon becoming scared took flight into the sky. While you were walking home you noticed a startled pigeon above you squacking madly, Mesmerized by the strange sight you did not see the ninja lurking in the hedgerow infront of you.
Without warning the ninja strikes, a flurry of fists is all that can be seen as the dark clad figure jumps about you sending your body into agony while screaming such things as..
"3 fingered Monkey knuckle"
The ninja finally lets up as he notices a rather odd looking ice cream truck come barreling down the street towards you both. The ice cream truck makes and abrupt stop and ten body armour clad S.W.A.T. members pour out of it, guns at the ready.
"Stop harassing the ninja or we will shoot!'
You look at them bewildered, had the ninja not been harassing you? The look of puzzlement on your face draws the ire of a particularly nasty S.W.A.T. member named Earl who had recently found that his wife had been cheating on him.
Without warning Earl charges forward his rifle in hand, you brace yourself expecting to get shot..but nothing happens. You slowly open your eyes to see Earl standing above you grinning menacingly.
All you remember next is the sickening crunch of the butt of Earls rifle coming into contact with the bridge of your nose..and then it all goes black.
You wake up on an operating table in a pristine white room, the light around you is almost blinding as you squint to try and make out your surroundings. A man dressed in a white biohazard suit walks in and grins at you through the translucent plastic of his face mask.
"You will make a fine lab rat, yes you will"
The man lunges a needle into your arm and everything once again goes black, you think to yourself as you fade into the blackness..
"If only I had given dL.Priest some points.."
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.