Ruin A Wish

[CheshireCat]

You get on D2 drunk one night and throw your IK gear around in a pub game, noobs pick it up and take off. You realize what happened when you sober up the next day and cry until your eyes fall out, then you are blind and walk in front of a bus because you cant see it, the driver swerves so he wont hit you but a few people on the bus die and their families sue you until you have to live in a box, then a recycling truck picks up the box when you are still sleeping drunk in it, and you get thrown in the truck and crushed to death.


I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.